Night_Cralwer
02-03-2003, 01:47 PM
something to make you feel better!?!
There was a case in one hospital's intensive care ward where patientsalways died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A. M. regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one
could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m on
Sundays. So a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life-support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still having a bad day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back int the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, i full view, a killer whale ate them both.
> > Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shakin frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
There now, feeling better?
There was a case in one hospital's intensive care ward where patientsalways died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A. M. regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one
could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m on
Sundays. So a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life-support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still having a bad day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back int the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, i full view, a killer whale ate them both.
> > Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shakin frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
There now, feeling better?