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Night_Cralwer
02-03-2003, 01:47 PM
something to make you feel better!?!

There was a case in one hospital's intensive care ward where patientsalways died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A. M. regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one
could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m on
Sundays. So a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life-support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still having a bad day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back int the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, i full view, a killer whale ate them both.

> > Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shakin frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.


There now, feeling better?

x-chriz
02-03-2003, 02:07 PM
lmao, that last one is funny, but harsh! :tounge:

Loop
02-03-2003, 04:06 PM
Heard 'em before, but still funny.

Scott
02-03-2003, 08:18 PM
Errrm... :rolleyes: :head:


:wtf:

PS2gaz
02-03-2003, 10:29 PM
not bad i suppuse :)

Krome
02-04-2003, 04:45 AM
Hreard them, but still funny.lol

Parasite
02-04-2003, 05:20 AM
lmao...lol
ok...heres my contibution:
A blonde and a japaneese were in a same ward at a hospital. Everyday many people came to visit the blonde but no one came to see the japaneese. After three months, the blonde was about to be discharged. She felt pity towards the japaneese since no on came to visit her and even they didnt talk during their time there. so she went near the japaneese woman and wanted to talk to her. before she could speak the japaneese woman said something in japaneese. she couldnt understnad what it was and asked her to pepeat it again. she held her chest and told it again. Before she could tell her to write it down, the japaneese died. The blonde felt sad for her and asked the hospital authority the address of the woman.
She then went to the japaneese woman's brother and told her about the death. he was shocked. she then tols him that maybe the japaneese woman wanted to tell her borther something but she could not make out what it was. she repeated the words in japaneese to the brother.
His eyes widened and he gave one whack on the blonde's head. She asked him why did he hit her when she took all the trouble to find him and tell him about the death? He replied " You B!tch! She was telling you to get your foot off the respiratory wire".

galoku
02-04-2003, 02:11 PM
After that japanese one, IM REALLY FEELING IT:wtf:

how does a (person that has yellow/gold hair... u know what i mean) switch off the light?

Close the car door :tounge::D

Blondi
02-04-2003, 03:22 PM
Funny.....................:wtf:

galoku
02-04-2003, 03:25 PM
Hey i forgot u had that name:cry: .......
No hard feelings rite?:D

job_sqaud
02-04-2003, 09:03 PM
WOAH.............!!:head: :wtf:

da_masta
02-04-2003, 09:38 PM
that was a funny 1, y do blonde women have triangled koffins.. cuz when there head hit the pillow there leg opens.

Krome
02-04-2003, 10:14 PM
Not funny.:tounge:

galoku
02-04-2003, 10:32 PM
here goes 1..(no hard feelings).. How do hindus get to the moon?
By pressing the red button:D lol

Glure
02-05-2003, 02:30 AM
Umm I dunno bout the previous post there...umm riiight.

That was some good laughs though night.:D lol

Galcian
02-05-2003, 07:11 AM
How do you drown a blonde?

Throw a scratch n' sniff sticker in the deep end of a pool.

How do you break a blondes nose?

Put a dildo underneath a glass table.


three blondes were trapped on an island, they found a magic lamp and they had 3 wishes.

They each wanted to get off the island, so the first blonde wished to become smart to get off the island. The genie granted her wish and changed her into a brunette, and within a week she built a boat and was off the island. The second blonde made a wish to become smarter, the wish was granted and she became a red head and built a helicopter and flew off.

The last blonde wished to become smart enough to get off an island, so the genie granted her her wish, she turned into a man, and walked across the bridge.

Dudde
02-05-2003, 08:12 AM
ahaha, I've always liked telling that last one to my lady friends;) they seem to like it...or not...
either way:D
sounds like you guys were a bit bored without me;)

galoku
02-05-2003, 12:24 PM
ok... i don't quite get this one but here it goes...
what do blondes put behind their ears to make them more attractive?:head:

their ankles:wtf:

Scott
02-05-2003, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by galoku
here goes 1..(no hard feelings).. How do hindus get to the moon?
By pressing the red button:D lol

lol lol

Loop
02-06-2003, 02:53 AM
Racists.:wtf:

And Galoku, how old are you?

galoku
02-06-2003, 09:54 AM
hey!! i said no hard feelings!!!!!1:fool:
here goes 1..(no hard feelings).. How ....
and y do ya want my age?.....:head: :wtf:

QuizMaster
02-06-2003, 04:28 PM
I'll take a guess. He wants to know how old you are because then he can rate your maturity (which don't think he thinks is good).

widow_maker
02-06-2003, 04:39 PM
Heres one. How do you burn a blondes ear?

Call her when she's ironing.

How do you burn the other ear?

Call her again!lol

Scott
02-06-2003, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Lupus


And Galoku, how old are you?

" January 8, 1985"



18. :wtf: Apparently.

galoku
02-06-2003, 10:03 PM
well, that would depend on the person using my user name...
As i aparently found out today that i left the thing logged on in some internet cafe
So if you do see wierd stuff posted by me... well it isnt me:rolleyes:

Night_Cralwer
02-08-2003, 01:28 AM
^^^^^^^

wtf.. how can u forget sumtin like that