Funny Jokes Thread If Anyone Has A Funny Joke Post It Here Please

[Renegade2003]

I have a funny joke
why did the chiken cross the road
To get to the other side
Stupid joke i know but a classic i will look for ome good ones off the internet :rolleyes: :( :wtf: :) :fool: ;)

[Lazarous56]

:wtf: :rolleyes:

[galoku]

:head:
wot was that all about?
:head:

How does a stereotypical blonde spell farm?

E-I-E-I-O
:D

[Lazarous56]

lol

I really like that one. Heres another Blonde:

"Why couldn't the Blonde get a job at the M&M factory?"

"She kept finding W's"

[galoku]

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
She couldn't find the recipe.

lol lol lol

[Lazarous56]

I wouldn't let Blondi see this thread. lol

Seriously I've been warned about this before

[galoku]

How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
Give her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".

:D

yep... not really warned (but she didn't think they were funny)
well then lets call blondes "sweedish girls"

last one (for now)
What would you do if a "sweedish girl" threw a hand grenade right at you?
You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

[Edit: No triple-posting. I don't like fixing it - Lupus]

[Lazarous56]

lol

Fine we'll call them "Swedish Girls"

;)

[Blondi]

Actually they were good, I liked them all.....Of course I have heard several of them before....:D


btw: Nice touch with the Sweedish Girls.....:tounge:

[Lazarous56]

Q: What do you say to a "swedish girl" that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

[galoku]

:wtf: .... and i thought you would have reacted a bit more like this:" why u @$%!!*** stop writing blonde jokes u sick "(*$&£&"@"
Good u didn't and first time i hear (read) a blonde (i suposse) say the jokes were funny...:tounge: :D

[Lazarous56]

lol

I've got plenty of Swedish Jokes. Heres another

Why did God create "Swedish Girls"?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the "Swedish Girls".

[galoku]

lol lol lol lol lol
A drunk man boards a bus. A Bible thumper tells him, "You're going
straight to hell." The drunk struggles to get up and says, "My God, I'm on
the wrong bus."

cant remember anymore "sweedish ones" so here go some other ones
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China. They decided to become American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu - called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
and Fu had to go back to China.

Whats the difference between windows OS and a virus?
The virus does something

[edit: STOP IT - Lupus]

[galoku]

:wtf: :head: not something i would agree with but anyway: Why are all blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.:wtf: :head:

[edit: How many times must I tell ye?! - Lupus]

[QuizMaster]

Stop double posting, galoku!!! I'm surprised that this thread hasn't been closed....... like the jokes forum.

So my friend YC enters English class, during the day of a test about setence devices. Unfortunately, oh no, he didn't study. Then he was asked "Can you use similie and metaphor in a sentence?"

YC smiled at the teacher and asks:

"You look similie, have we metaphor??"

[snowboardSPX]

Bill Clinton

Last winter Bill Clinton was going for his jog when he noticed "Die Bill Clinton, Die" written in urine in the snow.

He asked the Secret Service to analyze it.

The Secret Service said that they had good news and they had bad news.

Bill said, "Give me the good news first."

"The good news is that it was Al Gores urine."

"What!", he exclaimed, "If that is the Good news, then what could be the bad?"

They replied "It was Hillary's hand writing."

[Scott]

Closed.
These topics always turn out the same..

Once upon a time there was a Jokes forum, it was crap, same as this topic.

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