Stupid things done when your Hammered

[Moz]

What was the most stupidest thing (or embarrasing) thing you've done when your pissed.

I actually felt a monks shaved head.

then I said

"It feels like a microphone" :D

[widow_maker]

Youve never got drunk in your life have you???
Where did you find a bl**dy monk in Rotherham????
any way, I do impressions of different people when I get drunk (which isnt very often)

[Moz]

Who said it was in Rotherham?? :wtf:

I was in a small farming village. I can't remember what it was called :head:

[Scott]

I can't ever remembr what I do when I'm drunk, dunno if I've done anything embarrased, ask Konan, he might tell you if I've done anything. :head: :D

[Akira]

Hmmm...i'll single one thing out. Twas 3weeks before christmas and i was drunk by 10pm....So me and a few friends went for a little 5 and half mile walk to nowhere and got back at about 2am...then when to my m8's ex's house started shouting outside her window...she came out...i puked up in her garden and her dogs ate it...then she asked to see my thing (little solider) so i smiled and said of course...now bare inmind this in on a main road...i pulled down my trousers and pants in the middle of the street infront of the ever growing crowd of people at there windows....she stole my pants and trousers and ran inside..and i walked home with no trousers on...cuping my bits...twas funny...well it was until she stlole my pants and stuff. But it all helped me get laid the night after....when i went to go get my trousers, But alas we arent togeather now...only lasted 1week.

[Scott]

lol lol lol :rolleyes:

[Moz]

well that beats anything I've done lol

[Krome]

I fell off the roof of my buddies house, wasn't so bad though I landed on his shed.:tounge:

[Chappers]

erm they most ive done is got pissed and slept under a bridge. with nothing but the colths i went out in :)

[Loop]

I've done nothing.

[da_masta]

iv never got drunk and never have drunk alcohol in my life.

[ducon]

hmmm... lets see.... jumped out a friends window.... he had a pool on that side of the house.....(i was in the nude) went to school drunk and walked into the girls locker room.... some of my friends gave me $20 to go in and get something that would only be in a girls locker room.... (did you know they have little boxies to change and take showers in... the guys locker room is one big room with lockers on the side walls and one big shower.... what the hells up with that... they also had a tv and vcr... no fare...) anyway.. i came out with a bra on my head... i was ****ed form the time i steped out of the locker room... damn teacher saw me.. :mad:. never go to school drunk.. you dont know what your friends will get you to do... :(

[Konan]

I can only remember going on and on about one of my old friends breasts for a long long while :tounge:

And climbing on top of a train station hut thing, scott does lots of funny things too lol one time he was so wasted it took me and my mate about 2 hours to drag him home cause he was just sitting in the middle of a road lol

[x-chriz]

not been drunk before but trying to at the moment :p

[Konan]

:| What age are You :|

[x-chriz]

15 :p

[Scott]

Originally posted by Konan
I can only remember going on and on about one of my old friends breasts for a long long while :tounge:

lmao lol lol

The memories. :D

[XeroPercent]

How about puking all over some guy's table, then his back porch, and then in his toilet? All that and I never did end up meeting the guy. Man was I hammered... and believe me, that takes alot of alchohol.

[Konan]

^ :wtf:

how did you get into his bathroom if you never met him, and if you were that "hammered" how can you remember any of it? :head:

[Akira]

Got another funny thing to add....Lastnight i was drinking my fave can of beer (stella) and i was on my 7th and was wasted beyond belief and I was sick on my sisters cat...then woke up at 10:10 this morining with a major hang over only to get up and go do one of my driving lessions...:cool:
Getting pissed again tonight :D

[XeroPercent]

Originally posted by Konan
^ :wtf:

how did you get into his bathroom if you never met him, and if you were that "hammered" how can you remember any of it? :head:

It was at a party at his house, with lot's of people. That's why I never met him. As for remembering it, I diddn't, but my friends made sure to tell me all about it the day after.

[Konan]

ah ok

Im sure he apreciated you puking every where :cool:

[XeroPercent]

Probably... I mean, who wouldn't?

[Night_Cralwer]

well i was at the pub, we and a m8 got a taxi home on the way he needed a leak, so he floped it out in the back seat of the taxi and took a piss... and the taxi driver never noticed

[Parasite]

well....i puked on the lawn and then slrpt for 14 hrs straight...thats all i remember,

[Scott]

I never see to puke when I'm drunk, strange. :wtf:

[dizturbed]

ahhhh, where to begin...

[Akira]

Originally posted by dizturbed
ahhhh, where to begin... from the start is normaly a good bet...:wtf:

[dizturbed]

lol,ok, first,smashed some guys car windows, bare kunckle boxings, strieking, having hot candle wax poured on my back for 2 minutes, showing areound 100 people my a$$ on new years, countless injuries.

[Losvaize]

Originally posted by dizturbed
lol,ok, first,smashed some guys car windows, bare kunckle boxings, strieking, having hot candle wax poured on my back for 2 minutes, showing areound 100 people my a$$ on new years, countless injuries.

U made that up surly, well at my staff party, i got rat assed and started to come on to my boss, oh boy, Home bargains is a crap job, but the staff parties are all I hang on for, the boo's are free.

[dizturbed]

Originally posted by Losvaize


U made that up surly,

nope, whats the point in lying?

[Losvaize]

Just seems a bit extreme, tis all i thought anyhoo...

[dizturbed]

Well they seemed like good idea's at the time but i guess not

[Scott]

'Tis what booze does to ya innit.

[Eldandoerino]

when away with the lads in blackpool i drank about 20 side kicks and about 12 pints in 5 hours i was so pissed my mates had to put me in a taxi and send me back to the hotel :( :rolleyes:

[Vaughan]

a few mates and me got well and truly hammered one nite and took all this guys garden ornaments out of his garden (all his garden ornaments statues and all) and carefully arranged them about a mile up the road in the middle of the main road...seemed funny when we did it but the next morning it all seemed a bit pointless :head:

[Scott]

Originally posted by Fill
when away with the lads in blackpool i drank about 20 side kicks and about 12 pints in 5 hours i was so pissed my mates had to put me in a taxi and send me back to the hotel :( :rolleyes:

Sidekicks, Yuummm, Vanilla. :D

[original jimmy]

still talking about worst things done whilst drunk this is absolutly true:
crashed my car got drunk walked from milton keynes to newport pagnell got there my brother had gone on holiday so i had too walk back got hit in the arm by a car and vroke my wrist got to hopital came crawling back home at three in the morning then got dumped and lost my place to live!!! all in one night (although i must say the bu stop was comfertable but to top it off i was mistaken for someone else and arrested for a robbery i didnt do!!!!

[Andy Villa]

i pissed on my best mates moms banister thinking it was a toilet cos i was drunk. very drunk.

[Scott]

Originally posted by original jimmy
still talking about worst things done whilst drunk this is absolutly true:
crashed my car got drunk walked from milton keynes to newport pagnell got there my brother had gone on holiday so i had too walk back got hit in the arm by a car and vroke my wrist got to hopital came crawling back home at three in the morning then got dumped and lost my place to live!!! all in one night (although i must say the bu stop was comfertable but to top it off i was mistaken for someone else and arrested for a robbery i didnt do!!!!

lol Oh my. :D