Americans

[Pearman]

Americans are fat and lazy. Except me. I'm way too skinny. In fact, I'll bet im the lightest person on this board.

But back to the point. Americans are fat and lazy.









This has been brought to you as a sequal to "Europeans are smelly", which is still true.

[Loop]

O...K then.
ell, since we ain't got that many Americans here, you'll probably get many many members agreeing with you.
I am one of them, it seems. :head:

[ace1]

Originally posted by Pearman
Americans are fat and lazy. Except me. I'm way too skinny.

A lot of Americans actually work their butts off for a lot less than our minimum hourly rate, so I'd have to disagree with you on the lazy part.........as for fat..............US McDonald's are always very busy, so I would agree with you there!!:D

Originally posted by Pearman:
In fact, I'll bet im the lightest person on this board

You ain't seen me yet m8!!!!;)
I'm the only person I know that has to run around in the shower to get wet!!!!!!!!!!........and if I walk over a drain!!...I'm gone!!:D

[Loop]

Originally posted by ace1
You ain't seen me yet m8!!!!;)
I'm the only person I know that has to run around in the shower to get wet!!!!!!!!!!........and if I walk over a drain!!...I'm gone!!:D

Man, that's old!:rolleyes:

But you're the first person I know to have used it on themselves... Kudos to you. thumb

[chappy]

:mad:

[Paul]

Some Americans who aren't fat and lazy are the hockey players. You know why.

[I-NemesiS01]

:wtf: If you dont think americans are fat just watch Jerry springer.:wtf:

[Lee's Dad]

Yup. Americans are fat, lazy and stupid. All of them.

C'mon America - I'm waiting for ya.........:jestera: :upto:

[ace1]

Originally posted by nemesis01
:wtf: If you dont think americans are fat just watch Jerry springer.:wtf:

Can't say I've ever really been that bored!!:rolleyes:



Besides, isn't that a girlie type of program like "Vanessa" or "Trisha" or any of the others where the title is the presenters name (how original!!!):p :rolleyes:

[Pearman]

While you smelly Europeans were all making fun of Americans with me, you could have been taking showers.

What a waste.

[Trade]

They do not have showers Pearman !

[ace1]

Originally posted by Pearman
While you smelly Europeans were all making fun of Americans with me, you could have been taking showers.

What a waste.


If you'd care to notice, yanky-boy, both my posts were on different days, and I've had 2 showers in between..........why?.......cos I've been working, not sitting on my fat lazy arse!!!!!!!!!!:finger:


PS. I did actually stick up for you in my 1st post, however that is now retracted!!!!!!!!!! So There!!! up yours cowboy!!

[Loop]

Originally posted by Trade
They do not have showers Pearman !

That's the French, Yankies.:rolleyes:

Anyway, since I live in England, I don't consider myself European. I'll never consider myself European! :mad:

[Lee's Dad]

Originally posted by Loop
I'll never consider myself European!

Kick ass, Loop!

Great Britain is, was and always will be great. Euro or no euro. Bath or no bath. :upto:

[_coffee_bean_]

I find this rather amusing as I'm quite secure in my knowledge that Canadians are better than all of you - we smell better and we're all too damn busy walking through the proverbial "bush" to get fat. As for lazy, well, no question there.

:wave:

(P.S., Paul - Canadians have been proven the better players of the great game - that's why it's still the great "CANADIAN" game! )

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[psi]

hmmm I don't like fanatic patriots nor racists.

Cases of obesity may be high among Americans but can we say lazy. Americans are not lazy fighting different wars even the wars of other nations.:D

[Loop]

I suppose it isn't laziness then...

It's stupidity. I know I wouldn't foght another countries' war. Only if it involved me, would I.

[psi]

I think it's neither laziness nor stupidity rather greediness and posing as the superhero of the world.

[darkinght]

i think that americans are fat!! lazy!! and just p*** me off i hate there asccent i hate there sense o humer i hate the way they think english people speak like we are all posh and 1st class and one thing that has bean proven is that like 2/3 of there people are in fact FAT!!!

im sorry if i have offended any one in the procces of writing this but its my veiw and you can't change it.

[jstducke2]

1. am american
2. work very hard not lazy
3. i think everyone is different
4.

[jstducke2]

and i forgot one i'm not fat or ugly lol

[racerx]

Originally posted by _coffee_bean_
I find this rather amusing as I'm quite secure in my knowledge that Canadians are better than all of you - we smell better and we're all too damn busy walking through the proverbial "bush" to get fat. As for lazy, well, no question there.

:wave:

(P.S., Paul - Canadians have been proven the better players of the great game - that's why it's still the great "CANADIAN" game! )

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


canadian games?? what games have the canadians originated???
at least the americans invent better ways to sit on the couch..
as for lazy, only the ones who don't want anything are lazy...
i work really hard so i can afford to sit in my house and play video games on a extremely expensive entertasinment center

[speed demon]

To be honest I've never seen that many fat lazy Americans, mabey it's because I've never been there and they can't be bothered to come here. :upto: :D

[Paul]

Originally posted by _coffee_bean_

:wave:

(P.S., Paul - Canadians have been proven the better players of the great game - that's why it's still the great "CANADIAN" game! )

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Canadians are North AMERICANS, and don't forget that you hockey greats all play for Lord Stanley's cup each year, and good ole Stan the man is infact English:D

[Limp Bizcuit]

Man is this a waste or what ??? I wonder about this really. One thing is for sure. None of us had a choice in where we were born, what color we were and who our parents are. But there are things that we do have choices about and that is being to lazy to take a shower. Ok, so I am an American and very proud of that. I am proud to be of English decent and the history it brings me. I work for a well known British Oil company. I am not fat and no one in my family is as well. But I have spent much time on the streets of London and found it hard to say that there is not a fat problem there too ( ever wonder what happens to Brit women at age 30, ask my wife ) . Heck, I could not even get in line at Burger King it's always so long. And to ride the tube is a pain when you are mushed between a fat guy and a smelley one. I guess if you drink that much beer, live on fish and chips, have to hire Americans to do the work for your companies and have the severe water problem that England has, I guess you might have a reason not to take a shower. So to all Americans, shape up or move to GB so they can whip you into shape. To the Brits, if you can not take a shower then get someone to spray you off every once in a while. And to the Canadians, you would not be so skinny if you were not lost in the bush all the time and trying to find your way home !;)

[amalhyatt]

Originally posted by Pearman
Americans are fat and lazy. Except me. I'm way too skinny. In fact, I'll bet im the lightest person on this board.

But back to the point. Americans are fat and lazy.









This has been brought to you as a sequal to "Europeans are smelly", which is still true.

ummmm pearman how much do you weigh in pounds?? i weigh 97 lbs. everyone say im too skinny. im half american and look at me!:D

[XBD]

Some simple equation:

America = Bill Gates = Microsoft = XBox = America is great!

America = McDonalds = Chicken McNuggets = America is great!

America = Chrysler = Dodge = Dodge Viper GTS-R = America is great!

America = Warner Bros. = The Matrix = America is great!

Although, Matrix 2 will suck if Aaliyah isn't in it. But apart from that, America is cool, and even though some people may be fat and some people may be lazy, there are fat and lazy people in the UK too.

And btw, I agree with Loop, never will I consider myself european. And the euro is a worthless piece of junk currency anyway.

And just for the record, I am neither a "fanatic patriot" nor a racist.

[amalhyatt]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. McDONALDS! oh andaaliyah isnt going tobe in matrix2. they already got some1 else...forget da name...is syria in euro? or middle east.......I BELEIVE IT's MIDDLE EAST :)

[First Legend]

I am afraid i have no clue :(

I would also like to point out that just cos people eat fast food from BK or McD's, or nay other fas food place, does not mean they are fat :head: :wtf:

So big ques doesnt mean fat, it means yummy food that people like to eat, and popular restaurants. Sure if you eat to much you can get fat, but there are ways to keep thin too, like exercise.

So being fat is dependent on a persons life style really, therefore lazy people are normally fatter, unless they eat stuff like cucumber :wtf:

And anyone can be fat/lazy or smelly, if they take no showers. So what you have said, tis no true (hope Loop doesnt mind me using 'tis' :D)

[Paul]

Originally posted by amalhyatt


ummmm pearman how much do you weigh in pounds?? i weigh 97 lbs. everyone say im too skinny. im half american and look at me!:D

You wanna be careful some fat american doesn't try to eat you.

[speed demon]

:jestera: :D I take it your not fond of fat Americans. I don't think there that bad they would be cannibles! :eek:

[XBD]

Originally posted by First Legend

I would also like to point out that just cos people eat fast food from BK or McD's, or nay other fas food place, does not mean they are fat :head: :wtf:


Errrr......you should read my post again. That isn't the point I was trying to make :wtf:

Originally posted by amalhyatt
andaaliyah isnt going tobe in matrix2

:cry: :cry: Nooooooooooooo! :cry: :cry:

[First Legend]

I wasnt talking about your post actually XBD, so you can relax.

I was talking about someone elses post (ill check who's in a sec) when they said "i saw huge ques in McD's/BK's the other day so England has a fat problem".

Or was that your post, i thought you were talking about the post you did on "X+Y=America is Great"

:wtf:

UPDATE:

Twas Limp Bizcuits post.

Something about there being big BK ques therfore England has a fat problem. :thumb:

[XBD]

Originally posted by First Legend
I wasnt talking about your post actually XBD, so you can relax.


Oh, ok. Apologies.

[chappy]

Can we make sure we dont stray over the border between humour and racism...

[Paul]

I thought the "american" was a nationality, not a race.:head:

[speed demon]

Yes, err I think it's fascism when you make fun of someone from another country.

[XBD]

Originally posted by XBD
And just for the record, I am neither a "fanatic patriot" nor a racist.

[Wolfenstien_au]

well i bet you cant think of anything to diss an aussie aboiut huh huh!!!! cum'on!!! we're perfect i think????well us western australianers are anyway well i have to agree with you there americans are fat and lazy but......that is probally what they call evolution.

[Limp Bizcuit]

Twas Limp Bizcuits post. Something about there being big BK ques therfore England has a fat problem.


Hmmm, the meaning was in the words, not that England has a fat problem, but rather there are fat people there too. Also a previous post had mentioned that American spend there time in McDs ques, and are fat and lazy. Well my words were,

found it hard to say that there is not a fat problem there too ( ever wonder what happens to Brit women at age 30, ask my wife ) . Heck, I could not even get in line at Burger King it's always so long

So if you have 30 minutes for lunch, you will spend it in que at the BK. As for lazy.....well that is everybody at one time or another. Mostly Guys from Perth or Fremantle, AU I would presume are the laziest in the world, right Wolfenstien_au?
;)

[Jerk From Below]

Hey just so you now pallet town(from pokemon game) is not were I was born I was born in America the good old USA and not all of us a fat I happen to be one of the lucky americans who isnt fat but I am as lazy as the rest of you

[speed demon]

Originally posted by Wolfenstien_au
well i bet you cant think of anything to diss an aussie aboiut huh huh!!!! cum'on!!! we're perfect i think????well us western australianers are anyway well i have to agree with you there americans are fat and lazy but......that is probally what they call evolution.

you waste all your time surfing, :p :D the kind on water, not on the net, come to think of it a lot of time people spend on the net is pointless. :D

[Wolfenstien_au]

hmmmm i would have to say only about 1/6th of the whole australian population would have tried surfing and about hmmm 1/15th would even consider taking it up as a sport. by the way a recent study in australia shows that australians aren't spending as much time on the computer or net for that fact as 3/4 of the other countries in the world so i must say we are pretty all- rounded. ( and no people from perth and freo aren't the lazziest i beleieve that melbourner's take that prize in australia) . by the way im from Bunbury the second largest city in WA not perth.

[L1 - GameSurfer]

Yeah...............y not just let ur anger out and be races to everyone?:D

[I-NemesiS01]

To sum this rather disturbing topic up:

Americans are:

Bad points
Fat
Smelly
Obnoxious

Good points
.....err.....they have big bombs?

Europeans

Bad points
We are generally boring
Most of us like the euro
Most of our women are car slags

Good points
We dont like americans.:D:D