Yo Mama Jokes

[MHG]

My personal favourite! As long as you don't take them seriously I think we can have some fun with this thread...

Your Mum's so dumb she failed the blood test!

Yeay! Who's next?

[Popcynical]

(Not trying to be racist...)

Your momma is so black, she went to night school and they marked her absent.

[John_Ross]

Yo mama is so old, she owes Moses a quarter. :lol:

Yo mama is so stupid, she got lost in a super market and starved to death. :lol:

[Electro]

(Not trying to be racist...)

Your momma is so black, she went to night school and they marked her absent.lol , :lol: :lol: :thumb:

[MHG]

Your Mum's so fat, when she sunbathed on the beach, nature actavists rolled her back in the sea! :thumb:

[Andy Villa]

yo mama is so fat, her belt size is equator!

[MHG]

Your mum's so ugly, London Zoo hired her to stop the monkey's from w**king!

[Giants8189]

your momma's so ugly ripleys can't even believe it

[Scott]

your momma's so ugly ripleys can't even believe it

:lol: :lol: Ahaha, never heard that one before, very good.

[Starfantazy]

your mamma's so poor, when i walked in her house and stepped on a cigarette butt, she said why'd you put out the heater?

[Giants8189]

this one is sort of dumb: your mommas so poor i walked through her backdoor and tripped over her back fence

[Alexandros]

Your mom's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
^ Only one I remember knowing.

[Sman25000]

I liked the one on remember the titans, they were all telling mama jokes, and this 300 pound guy comes in acting like his back is hurt

"oh man i just gave your momma a piggy back ride, and shes twice as heavy as I am!"

[Command3r Keen]

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

[MHG]

Your Mum's so stoopid that when she went to McDonalds and read the "Wet Floor" sign, she pissed on the floor. :lol:

[Krome]

Yo mama so fat, when she was in school she sat beside everybody.

[MHG]

Your Mum's so fat she ate Gilbert's Grape.
Your Mum's so old, she breast fed you powdered milk!
Your Mum's so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
Your Mum's so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Dad said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."
Your Mum's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Your Mum's so fat that even the sea food diet went a bit wrong. When she saw food, she ate it.
Your Mum's so fat when she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Your Mum's so fat she took the first plane to Eygpt when she heard about the Sahara desert.

I think that's enough for now. The last one's mine...

[Command3r Keen]

ewwww sick

[John_Ross]

Yo mama is so fat, in order to kiss her you need to punch her in the stomach and ride the third wave up.

You mama is so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales bagan to sing "We are Family"

You mama is so fat she tried to go to Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart and landed right on Target. (that ones not so great)

[gorgonzolo]

Your mama's so dumb when the cop pulled her over in the HOV lane she said she didn't see the "V"

[Electro]

Your mum is soooo thick she went up to a Ice Creaam Van and said "Can i have a hotdog" , :lol: , i made that one up

[Giants8189]

um....................ok? yeah not so great electro. sorry for dissapointment

[Phatbowser]

Yo mama is so short she look like a nothing but a butt.

[speed demon]

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a spoon.
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

(Yes they are stolen from a site but I couldn't think of any.)

[littledevil666]

yo momma is soo fat god said let there be light an she moved out of the way
yo momma is soo stupid she goes bunjee jumping off the curb
yo momma is soo fat she blocked up the grand canyon
yo momma is soo old she worked with the dinosaurs

[Alanakii]

yo mama is so fat she sat on a quater and squeezed out change :lol:

[Invader Zim.]

This an old one and very poor Your mum's so fat when she lies on the beach nobody else gets any sun.

[Invader Zim.]

Here's another old one, Your mums stupid she tripped over the cordless phone!

[Popcynical]

Please dont post twice in a row ;)

[Sniper1611]

Your mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can across the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm moving." I know its not very good.

[Bender]

yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
yo mama's so fat her blood type is rock & roll.
yo mama's so old she remembers the grand canyon as a pothole.
yo mama's so fat she uses mexico as her tanning bed.

[Alanakii]

wow this threads over a year old i even posted in it why would u bring it back up?

[Bender]

wow this threads over a year old i even posted in it why would u bring it back up?
i didnt bring it back up, sniper did.

[tulazy4you]

"ya mother gave birth to u the doctor smack lawsuit agains her for begin so out it say it was his.'

[MadFog]

Your mums so ugly she makes loop look like a super model

[Alanakii]

:lol: ur moms so fat her blood type is rocky road

[Crave]

Your mummas so desperate, she let my dog hump her leg

[Craig]

yo moms so fat, she uses a vcr as a pager.

your moms so poor,she goes to kentucky fried chicken to lick other peoples fingers.

[Alanakii]

your momma so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck

[sn00py]

u probaly heard but this. your moma so fat when she wore a yellow rain jacket outside people said BUS BUS! :P

[Pagan_Purity]

Your moms so fat, when she wears red outside, the kids shout , "Look! Its the Kool-Aid man!"

[Alanakii]

Your moms so fat that when she sees a bus , she runs yelling "stop that twinkie!"

[furious fro]

Jo mama

[furious fro]

yo mamma's so fat it took me three planes, two buses, and a taxi just to get on her good side

[furious fro]

Jo mamas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

[furious fro]

Yo mamas so ugly the last time she heard a whistle is when she got hot by a train

[furious fro]

Jo mama smells so bad speed stick slowed down and stoped

[furious fro]

Jo mamas so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds

[furious fro]

Jo mamas blood type is Ragu

[furious fro]

Jo mama doesnt have lint in her belly button she has sweaters

[Alanakii]

Someone please ban this turd and out him out of his misery

[Pagan_Purity]

Whoa...that was like setuple posting :lol:

[furious fro]

yea i noticed that was a little too much. oops again. and i am proud to be a turd

[Gazza54b]

and you can be proud to be banned

[Alanakii]

well done :thumb:

[Pagan_Purity]

Heh, lets see if he comes back :lol: