The Ranch Hand

[Loop]

One day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He did.
"Now take off my skirt." He did.
"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot."

[Popcynical]

:lol: I thought that was going to be a dirty joke at first :thumb:

[John_Ross]

What's green and smells like pork?.........................Kermit's finger's!! Sorry but I couldn't resist, thats the worst joke ever and I had to share it lol

[Giants8189]

loops is ok

[EatDust]

:lol: I thought that was going to be a dirty joke at first :thumb:
i thought so too

[Loop]

That's what makes it funny! :vacant:

[speed demon]

Indeed it is. ;)

[Sman25000]

So unsuspecting :lol:

That was funny

[sandok]

LOL i didn't get it...

[Sman25000]

When she was telling him to take off her clothes, that meant that the guy was wearing the clothes, and she said if i ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you will be fired on the spot. :lol: