KevBaz
02-08-2004, 01:57 AM
A mum and her 5 year old son are in a clothes shop. The mum comes out from a cubical and catches the boy with his hand up a manicans skirt. She quikly pulls his hand away. "Dont put your hand there" she says to him. "Why" he asks her. "Women have a set of teeth up there" she says to scare him, he puts his hands quikly behind his back with a look of sock on his face.
About 11 years later the boy is getting all touchy feely with his girlfiend."You know you can touch me any were" she says. "Yeh I know" he replies. "Even down here" she says slowly bringing his hand between her legs. He pulls it away. "Whats up" she asks all shocked. "Women have teeth there" he replies. Laughing she reasures him that she dosnt. "Look i dont have any teeth" she says showing her ____ .
He looks at her then says "Im not surprised just look at the state of your gums"
About 11 years later the boy is getting all touchy feely with his girlfiend."You know you can touch me any were" she says. "Yeh I know" he replies. "Even down here" she says slowly bringing his hand between her legs. He pulls it away. "Whats up" she asks all shocked. "Women have teeth there" he replies. Laughing she reasures him that she dosnt. "Look i dont have any teeth" she says showing her ____ .
He looks at her then says "Im not surprised just look at the state of your gums"