michael jackson jokes

[Command3r Keen]

how do you know its bedtime at michael jacksons house?

WHEN THE BIG HAND TOUCHES THE LITTLE HAND

why did michael jackson go to walmart?

BECUASE HE HEARD LITTLE BOYS PANTS WERE HALF OFF

what is a similarity between mickey mouse and michael jackson?

THEY ARE BOTH BLACK WITH A WHITE FACE

[MHG]

Well, since it is Michael Jackson... :lol:

[Giants8189]

umm you must really like to crack on michael jackson. i've heard them all before. 3/10

[QuizMaster]

Why must we insult this man? Has he done you any wrong? He blessed us with Smooth Criminal, for sake!

I recall reading this online article where somebody said that the stuff you do in a GTA game is 10,000 times worse than what people imagine MJ has done to children. There's your joke.

[John_Ross]

Oh I support Jackson in all he has done. But for the hell of it:

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

BOTH ARE MADE OF PLASTIC AND ARE HARMFUL TO CHILDREN

The loke is actually funnier than that but I can't remember the real punch line. But that one is similar.