Pane jumping!

[sandok]

A plane is flying over The USA and in it are the pilot and copilot, the president of the US, his best general, an old withering man and a young school boy!
They are all flying happily when all of a sudden a pilot comes and says: We got a problem sir! We're out of fuel... Please grab a parachute and jump!
The persident grabs a parachute straight away and jumps, followed by the rest of the prople except the old man and the school boy!
The old man looks at the last parachute and says: U take it my boy, I'm soon going to die anyways... But the boy laughs and says: DOn't be stupid sir! there are 2 parachutes left! The president took my school bag! :lol:

[QuizMaster]

I remember a while ago, somebody posted that same joke. Except, instead of the president taking the bag, "the world's smartest man" does. Of course, that made it so the joke made no sense at all!

This way, it is actually funny. Bravo.