KevBaz
02-11-2004, 01:07 AM
Here we have the complete press statements of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, the Iraqi Information Minister (comical ali), who is possibly the worlds most pathetic liar, or the worlds most niave man:
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"We are simply taking down the statues for cleaning"
Britain "is not worth an old shoe"
"When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves."
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
When focusing on the US president, he was quoted as saying: "I speak better English than this villain Bush" whom he called "the insane little dwarf."
"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
"My feelings, as usual, we will slaughter them all"
Of US troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards."
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
"They [the Americans] are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender."
"One hundred infidels committed suicide as they entered the holy city of Baghdad. Their tanks will become their tombs."
"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
"Don't repeat the lies of the liars."
"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."
"NO, We have retaken the airport. There are no Americans there. I will take you there and show you. In one hour"
Taking about Surrendering soldiers: "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"
[translated]: "The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget. Actually. In fact. In this meeting I will not mention the number of the people killed from their troops, or what has been destroyed."
"We have given them, in fact, death and poison, the bitterness, and hope God's willing he will give you the information, I will give you the information. Those mercenaries, God's, I swear by my God, those who are staying in Washington, they have sent their troops to be burned."
"Look out the window behind you," the Al-Jazeera correspondent asked al-Sahaf. "Are those not American tanks?"
Refusing to look, Saeed al-Sahaf walked away from the cameras, his eyes closed tightly, hands over his ears.
"I do not see any tanks! I do not see a window! This interview is over! Curse Al-Jazeera!"
"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"We are simply taking down the statues for cleaning"
Britain "is not worth an old shoe"
"When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfathers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves."
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
When focusing on the US president, he was quoted as saying: "I speak better English than this villain Bush" whom he called "the insane little dwarf."
"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
"My feelings, as usual, we will slaughter them all"
Of US troops: "They are most welcome. We will butcher them."
"We will kill them all........most of them."
"We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by killing civilians and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards."
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
"They [the Americans] are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender."
"One hundred infidels committed suicide as they entered the holy city of Baghdad. Their tanks will become their tombs."
"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
"Don't repeat the lies of the liars."
"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."
"NO, We have retaken the airport. There are no Americans there. I will take you there and show you. In one hour"
Taking about Surrendering soldiers: "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"
[translated]: "The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget. Actually. In fact. In this meeting I will not mention the number of the people killed from their troops, or what has been destroyed."
"We have given them, in fact, death and poison, the bitterness, and hope God's willing he will give you the information, I will give you the information. Those mercenaries, God's, I swear by my God, those who are staying in Washington, they have sent their troops to be burned."
"Look out the window behind you," the Al-Jazeera correspondent asked al-Sahaf. "Are those not American tanks?"
Refusing to look, Saeed al-Sahaf walked away from the cameras, his eyes closed tightly, hands over his ears.
"I do not see any tanks! I do not see a window! This interview is over! Curse Al-Jazeera!"