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Andy Villa
02-15-2004, 09:31 PM
the man is quality, hope hes back in football asap......

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?

Strachan: No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "no, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless!"


Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?

Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.


Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?

Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?


Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?

Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.


Reporter: How do you feel about your player Delgado's comments in the Press this week

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.


Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?

Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.


Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.


Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.


Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.


Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?

Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.


Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beatie deserves to be in the england squad?

Strachan: I dont care, im Scottish!


Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan: "Velocity" walks off....

speed demon
02-15-2004, 10:03 PM
:D lol, I love that guy, he's a comic genious.

Eldandoerino
02-16-2004, 07:57 PM
:lol: The question is why isn't he a comedian. hes a good guy and a good manager lets all hope he back managing soon.

KevBaz
02-16-2004, 08:50 PM
a true footballing fellah!