Olymic Condoms

[rob3_16]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

[sandok]

Didn't get it again...

[EatDust]

lol, i get it

[Giants8189]

Didn't get it again...
you are not very clever then sandok. the guy is a premature ejaculator. good one rob :thumb:

[General]

that is funny

[Krome]

lol good one :thumb:

[sandok]

Damn I'm dumb.... somebody kill me....

[Alanakii]

lol very funny don;'t worry bud you'll wise up

[Command3r Keen]

ya, that was a good one

[30111987]

'cum' second for a change...

herd it ages ago, still funny though


ok here's another:
Guy walks into a chemist, goes to the counter and explains that he is going to have sex with his girlfriend for the first time tonight
Chemist "OK, you will need protection, what pack do you want?"
Guy "Um, well it will be at her parents house, we are having a family meal then going to her bedroom, what have you got?"
Chemist "Well twin pack, large or super"
Guy "Better make it super as we plan to be up all night!"

Later at the parents house:

Girlfriends parents "Seeings as you are new you can say grace"
Guy says grace
Girlfriend "That was 10 mins, that's the longest grace I have ever heard. I didn't know you could say that much!"

Guy "I didn't know your father was a Chemist!!!"

boom boom! :thumb:

[Eldandoerino]

:lol: first was good second wasn't bad seemed a bit like it had been taken off a TV show or something

[Giants8189]

i've heard the second one before. pretty good

[Violence]

God ones :lol:
:D :D :D
I like them :thumb:

[dahmion]

um.. i get it but dont find it funny in any remote way... :huh:

[Violence]

:vacant: Don't you get it?? :wtf:
Simple.

[neo-geo]

first one = rubbish
second one = actually OK