Blonde Joke

[rob3_16]

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her mobile phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her: "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's f***ing hundreds of them!"

[30111987]

lol here's another

blond goes into a garage

speaks to a mechanic "I think I need a new part for my car, it says 710"

he can't think what it could be so he tells here to bring the car to him tomorow

next day she drive the car up th ramps and he inspects it

after 5 mins of looking he shouts:
"You stupid Bitch, it's your OIL cap!"

[sandok]

First one was great!!! :thumb:

[EatDust]

i used to tell the 2nd one and u told it wrong but it is still funny, frst one is too

[Giants8189]

he didn't tell it wrong you probably told it wrong before dust. they tis great i say.

[Electro]

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her mobile phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her: "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's f***ing hundreds of them!"
lol , nice

[*punky_person*]

its funny but still, you have to wonder if you'd be offended by that if you were blonde(not that i am, of course)

[Loop]

Doesn't matter, it's only a joke. :rolleyes:

[Starfantazy]

funny joke rob! :thumb: :lol:

[neo-geo]

Now, that first one was SO predictable. How do you people like it?

Try this one for stupidness (not blond, though):

The dutch are so cheap, their windmills are made in china!

(made that one up myself, but yes i had posted it before. Somebody "pissed on it" then, who was that?)

[Rykuno]

It was ok but you could've guessed it.