Blonde Jokes

[Popcynical]

Post your favorites here.

Two Blondes walk into a store, you'd think one of them would have seen it.

[speed demon]

A blonde and a brunette fall out of a plane at the same time, which one hits the floor first?







The brunette because the blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

[Electro]

:lol: :lol: , heard it b4 , but still good

[kram]

A blonde and a brunette fall out of a plane at the same time, which one hits the floor first?







The brunette because the blonde has to stop to ask for directions.it is very funny :upto:

[speed demon]

Thanks guys. :)

[DMoNUK]

Wheres the jokes?

[Violence]

Read :sarcastic:

[QuizMaster]

I read an awesome one today in Reader's Digest.

A blind man makes his way into a bar and sits down at a stool. He nudges the guy nexts to him and asks:

"Hey, buddy, I just heard a really good blonde joke. You want to here it?"

Now, the guy saw that he was blind and decided to inform him:

"Look, I am blond. The 400 lb wrestler behind me in blonde. The guy sitting behind you is blonde. The bartender is blonde. And yes, the bouncer is blonde. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

Then the blind man thought about it for a second and replied:

"Nah, I wouldn't want to explain it 5 times."

[Exodus]

Now that one is all to good hahahaha. Readers Digest has jokes??

(Firsst post ever in Joke forums, I hope Blondi doesn't get a look in this place hahaha)

[MA-121]

What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?

Frito-Lay.

Why is 68 the max speed for blonds?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What is the definition of a perfect woman?

A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Sorry Blondi, tis nothing personal though, and I'm sure you know that of course. :thumb:

[Rykuno]

:lol: they rule!

[sandok]

Yeah well Blondi, I'm sure none of these jokes are meant for you! :D live on blonde jokes!

[Eldandoerino]

I read an awesome one today in Reader's Digest.

A blind man makes his way into a bar and sits down at a stool. He nudges the guy nexts to him and asks:

"Hey, buddy, I just heard a really good blonde joke. You want to here it?"

Now, the guy saw that he was blind and decided to inform him:

"Look, I am blond. The 400 lb wrestler behind me in blonde. The guy sitting behind you is blonde. The bartender is blonde. And yes, the bouncer is blonde. Are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

Then the blind man thought about it for a second and replied:

"Nah, I wouldn't want to explain it 5 times."


:lol: :thumb:

[QuizMaster]

Now that one is all to good hahahaha. Readers Digest has jokes??

Ah, yeah, every issue of Reader's Digest has several sections for jokes. Send some good one ins for cash :thumb:

[Popcynical]

These jokes are meant for blondes everywhere...

( I hope i have offended people...no really, I sincerely hope I have offended someone.)

[speed demon]

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic Genie's lamp The Genie came out and said: "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than her." She became a brunette.
The third blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.

:upto:

[littledevil666]

There's a magic mirror that only women can see and if they lie whilst infront of it, they disappear.
A really fat woman saw it, looked into it and said to herself, 'I think I look really slim'...and disappeared
A really ugly woman saw it, looked into it and said to herself 'I think I look absolutely beautiful'...and disappeared
A blonde woman saw it, looked into it and said to herself 'I think...' and disappeared

and I know Im a blonde, but it's not called living if you don't laugh at yourself once in a while :thumb:

[sandok]

Ah that last one I know it but not with the blondes... Great version though! :D

[speed demon]

Same here, I think it was Irish people or something last time I heard it, still good. ;)

[Violence]

A blonde was horse back riding...Suddenly, the horse sped forward at mighty speed.The blonde almost fell of but grabbed the animal's neck...She realized that didn't work...Her head was hitting the ground just as an employee of the store walked by and unplugged the little mechanical, horse...

;)

[Phatbowser]

Hey guys that is mean, blondes are not dumb, look at Blondi, she could all of us at algebra.

[Popcynical]

She could all of us at algebra?

[Violence]

she could all of us at algebra.
Huh? :head:

[MA-121]

Obviously he forgot a word, my guess would be "slaughter" :wtf:

[Violence]

Who said whe're making fun of HER? :upto:

[MA-121]

no ones makin' fun of her though.:wtf:

[Blondi]

I don't see anyone making fun of me, plus if you did, I would slaughter all of you in your sleep/nightmares :upto:

I like a blonde jokes as much as anyone :)

[Alanakii]

Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic Genie's lamp The Genie came out and said: "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than her." She became a brunette.
The third blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So she became a man.

:upto:
:sarcastic :wtf:

[sandok]

Well in my class it's the brunettes who are dumb and the blondes who are really intelligent... So these jokes aren't very correct but hell! KEEP ON POSTING! :thumb:

[Phatbowser]

Well blondes got talent.