The Hormone Warning

[rob3_16]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings

[Eldandoerino]

:lol: nice one :thumb:

[sandok]

I'm really gettin dumb I guess cuz I didn't get this joke at all... :head:

[Sman25000]

Yes... you are dumb....

I thought it was hilarious :lol:

[sandok]

I hate being dumb... Didn't find it funny at all though!

[Eldandoerino]

You've obviously never lived or been around women then.

[Alanakii]

it was funny but i would kill someone for chocolate around that time :lol: