Rhdeathchild
03-30-2004, 10:16 PM
One day President Bush is visiting the local elementry school. After a tour of the school, he sits down with the fourth grade class for a question and answer session. He asks the class "Does anyone have a question?" One hand shoots up. He points to the boy and asks his name. "Billy" says the boy. "O.K Billy, what's your question???"
" Actually I have 3 questions,
First, why did you invade Iraq without the backing of the U.N?,
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?,
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell went for recess. " We will continue this after lunch." said Bush.
After lunch, the president says "right, where were we, Yes you", pointing to Steve.
"Actually I have 5 questions. " says Steve.
"First, why did you invade Iraq without the backing of the U.N?,
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?,
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?,
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?,
And fifth, where the f#@k is BILLY????????
" Actually I have 3 questions,
First, why did you invade Iraq without the backing of the U.N?,
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?,
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell went for recess. " We will continue this after lunch." said Bush.
After lunch, the president says "right, where were we, Yes you", pointing to Steve.
"Actually I have 5 questions. " says Steve.
"First, why did you invade Iraq without the backing of the U.N?,
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?,
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?,
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?,
And fifth, where the f#@k is BILLY????????