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Rhdeathchild
03-30-2004, 10:16 PM
One day President Bush is visiting the local elementry school. After a tour of the school, he sits down with the fourth grade class for a question and answer session. He asks the class "Does anyone have a question?" One hand shoots up. He points to the boy and asks his name. "Billy" says the boy. "O.K Billy, what's your question???"
" Actually I have 3 questions,
First, why did you invade Iraq without the backing of the U.N?,
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?,
And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell went for recess. " We will continue this after lunch." said Bush.
After lunch, the president says "right, where were we, Yes you", pointing to Steve.
"Actually I have 5 questions. " says Steve.
"First, why did you invade Iraq without the backing of the U.N?,
Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?,
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?,
Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?,
And fifth, where the f#@k is BILLY????????
speed demon
03-30-2004, 11:09 PM
:D Pretty damn good.
EatDust
03-31-2004, 02:22 AM
LOL thats great!
Gamefreak
03-31-2004, 02:29 AM
I don't get it..What happened to Biloly? :huh: :head:
widow_maker
03-31-2004, 06:55 PM
LOL nice!
sandok
03-31-2004, 08:58 PM
god that was funny! :lol:
Loop
03-31-2004, 10:56 PM
That was actually decent.
EatDust
03-31-2004, 11:21 PM
I don't get it..What happened to Biloly? :huh: :head:
exactly pres had the bell ring early then billy taken out of class so he wouldn't have to answer that ?

get it now?
thegloaming
03-31-2004, 11:52 PM
This one was just great.. :thumb:
Gamefreak
03-31-2004, 11:57 PM
I get it :lol:
Pretty Good:D
Loop
04-01-2004, 12:30 AM
exactly pres had the bell ring early then billy taken out of class so he wouldn't have to answer that ?

get it now?


No, he just got took out.
Sman25000
04-02-2004, 02:23 AM
Guys... he was stalling, and then george called the bell 20 minutes early to stall, then killed billy, then steve asked the same questions. At least, that's how I interpreted it. :wtf:

that was nice :thumb:
Violence
04-02-2004, 02:52 AM
Does this hve something to do about Kill Bill? :lol: :wtf: :O
thegloaming
04-02-2004, 04:11 AM
Hmmmm.. no.. :happysad: :wtf:
Violence
04-02-2004, 04:13 AM
o-k, then.. I don't get it.. :head:
Rhdeathchild
04-02-2004, 01:50 PM
Does this hve something to do about Kill Bill? :lol: :wtf: :O
No honey, this is just a slagging of pres. bush. After all Billy is just a kid, not a physcopath ;)
thegloaming
04-02-2004, 02:09 PM
Yeah, Billy's got taken out of the room -- and God only knows what happened to him afterwards -- 'cause he asked those questions to Bush.. probably the crazy one in question is Bush himself.. :)

I have listened to a similar joke here, one which replaced Bush with our president.. it was great fun too..
Giants8189
04-03-2004, 04:49 AM
hehe pretty good
Rhdeathchild
04-03-2004, 06:23 PM
hehe pretty good

I thought so too :D Love ur avi & sig btw