Genie in a bottle

[Electro]

There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant you 3 wishes."
The man said, "No ****!"

Then he all of a sudden had to use the bathroom but couldn't because there was a big cork in his ass

:lol:

[Violence]

:lol: That'a a good one :lol: :thumb:

[icemaN]

That's pretty funny.

[Loop]

Seems the wish doesn't extend to the Jokes Forum. :sarcastic

[QuizMaster]

.....but why would he need to go if he wished for no ****?

Tis nonsense!

[Loop]

Sometimes I wonder if the British are the only ones with a sense of humour.

[QuizMaster]

That's great. Good for you.

[Popcynical]

That sucked.

[Electro]

Because of ............

[Loop]

The joke was tripe.

[Electro]

tripe :wtf: :head:

[Loop]

Pap, rubbish, drivel.

[Electro]

Sometimes I wonder if the British are the only ones with a sense of humour.
Im english and i like that joke :D

[Loop]

But you're a fool, Electro.

[sandok]

lol nice one electro

[Electro]

**cough* i sence lupus is telling us what he is *cough* :lol:

[Loop]

:wtf:
I sense you're talking from between the lips you never kiss with.

[Violence]

^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :O:O:O