AnonymousAlien7
04-05-2004, 03:52 AM
-A man finds a bottle on the beach he opens it and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but whatever you wish for every lawyer gets 2 of." So the guy says "ok whatever. You know ive always wanted a nice car." -Poof- a nice car appears. Genie says "you know now every lawyer has 2 cars" Guy "ok i also want some money" -poof- million dollars appears. "Every lawyer now has 2 million." guy "you know ive always wanted to donate a lung to science." -not sure if its lung its something that u have 2 of but can live with 1
-Osama, Bush, and a farmer are walking when a genie appears and said i will grant each of you one wish. The farmer wishes for fertile land forever. -poof- it is done. Then osama says "I want a giant tower where all of my kind can live and do what we want and no one ca get in or out we will be at peace." -poof- All of osamas followers all in the tower. then bush says "I want that tower to be filled with water"
-This might offend some people-
-A white man, a mexican, and a black man walking and a genie appears and says you each get one wish. The mexican says, "I want all of my amigos to go back to mexico and be happy" -poof- all the mexicans leave for mexico. The black man says, "I want all my brothers to go back to Africa and be happy" -poof all of the black people are in Africa. The white man says "Wait all the mexicans and blacks are out of America, o well ill just have a coke"
-What do you call exlax and holy water
- A religous Movement
-how many french does it take to defend Paris
-Dont know its never been done.
-Osama, Bush, and a farmer are walking when a genie appears and said i will grant each of you one wish. The farmer wishes for fertile land forever. -poof- it is done. Then osama says "I want a giant tower where all of my kind can live and do what we want and no one ca get in or out we will be at peace." -poof- All of osamas followers all in the tower. then bush says "I want that tower to be filled with water"
-This might offend some people-
-A white man, a mexican, and a black man walking and a genie appears and says you each get one wish. The mexican says, "I want all of my amigos to go back to mexico and be happy" -poof- all the mexicans leave for mexico. The black man says, "I want all my brothers to go back to Africa and be happy" -poof all of the black people are in Africa. The white man says "Wait all the mexicans and blacks are out of America, o well ill just have a coke"
-What do you call exlax and holy water
- A religous Movement
-how many french does it take to defend Paris
-Dont know its never been done.