10 things not to say while watching Return of the King

[TicketTack]

10 Things NOT to do while watching 'Return of the King'
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

5. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

6. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

7. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

8. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

9. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

10. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."


Thanks to Legend Car!

[Electro]

Hmm i thikn kev started a thread with this init a while back when you were'nt in g-g :head: , oh well funny :lol:

[Loop]

I'm sure there was about 40 of them last time.

[Electro]

50 i think :upto:

[Violence]

Or 60 :upto:
Anyway, funny :D

[speed demon]

^ Same again, funny but seen them before with others.