After Great Britain's Beer Festival...

[Electro]

After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer.
The first sits down and says, "Hey, Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers.' One Budweiser please."

The bartender gives him one.

Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water; give me a Coors."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"

The Guiness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

:lol:

[Rhdeathchild]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Loop]

Heard it yonks ago.

Unlike wine, jokes don't improve with age, and it wasn't funny way back then.

[Electro]

God its soo hard to please u lupus :mad:

[Loop]

First decent thing you've said all day.

[Electro]

Look who's talking :lol:

[Loop]

Hopefully, not you.

[KevBaz]

thats funny, loop dont like it coz he dont get it, coz his mum dont let him drink

[Electro]

Ouch :vacant:

[EatDust]

LOL that was great

[Electro]

What was kev's (100%right) post or the joke :head: , both as funny as each other :D