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*punky_person*
04-13-2004, 12:54 AM
a panda goes into a bar,walksup to the barman and says,I'LL have a pi...........int please. then the barman said what's with the long pause? :D
Electro
04-13-2004, 12:55 AM
:wtf: :wtf: GO AWAY, not funny atall dont get
*punky_person*
04-13-2004, 01:15 AM
arentyou the one who gave me game help?
Doesn't matter.
Pandas don't have long paws. :wtf:
Alexandros
04-13-2004, 04:08 AM
No, they don't.
I have a better panda joke:
Definition of a Panda
A panda walks into a bar. He sits down at the counter and orders some food from the bartender. After he eats all the food, he pulls out a gun and starts to shoot at everything inside the bar, breaking bottles and sending everyone under the tables. Then he puts away the gun and starts walking towards the door. The bartender calls out after him: "Panda, why did you do that?" The panda says "I'm a panda, look it up." And then he leaves. Curious, the bartender walks over to his dictionary and looks up the word "panda". He reads the definition:
pan'da n. large black and white bearlike mammal of China. Eats shoots and leaves.
*punky_person*
04-13-2004, 12:25 PM
that's halarious!
Alexandros
04-14-2004, 08:43 AM
I found it in an issue of Reader's Digest.
Blondi
04-14-2004, 07:02 PM
:lol: Good one Alex :thumb:
sandok
04-15-2004, 12:24 AM
LOL not bad.... (the second one)
Rhdeathchild
04-15-2004, 03:26 PM
:lol: nice one alexandros :lol:
Giants8189
04-16-2004, 12:03 AM
that one punky posted sucked but alexandros's was great
*punky_person*
04-18-2004, 12:26 AM
i got the joke wrong,it was a bear with big paws
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