Can it happen????

[jp_kidd]

A woman walks into the hospital wit tummy pains, doc says "How long do u hav them?" Woman "since last nite". The Doc gos away after doing a few tests on her. 2 hours l8r he coms back "Well we done a couple of tests and they all came up grand". The woman wondering why she has pains asks " well wat is it so , i feel like crying :( the doc replies " sorry but there is 1 thing we found a mouse in ur tummy" the woman clearly upset asks: "how did it get there?" the doc looking all red says " it must hav got up when the pussy was asleep" :lol: :lol:

Wat ye think?

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Dire.

[jp_kidd]

Dire.





:evil Well i taught it was good can u do any better???? :O

[Akira]

:evil Well i taught it was good can u do any better???? :O
I can, Here's some but clever insults:-

I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.

I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

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:evil Well i taught it was good can u do any better???? :O

Yes. Yes I can.