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I am never doing P.E again. Today my P.E teacher made us run round 4 cones that are in a square that's about 8 metres long down each side, and then go into the middle, do 3 press ups, and something else that I don't know the name of. We have to do this three times, then twice, then once. He usually does this as the warm up, but today, we did the warm up as normal, he told us to get into certain places to play football. We were getting there as quick as possible, after about 10 seconds (to get to our places on a pitch that's about half the size of a full size one) he tells us to go back and do the warm up again! We did it again, he told us to get to our places again, after about 5-10 seconds he tells us to go back and do the warm up again! :mad: And all this is just because he wouldn't wait another few seconds for us to get to our destination, he thought we were taking too long. I mean, 10 seconds to get to one end of the pitch from the middle, is not enough. What made it worse was that it was absolubtely soaking wet and I didn't have football boots. Therefore, I was falling over all over the place. There's 2 options for me now, Stay off of school, (which I won't be able to) or not do P.E and tell the teacher that I'm not doing it because I get nackered before I even start to play. Who else has had a similar experience, and what was it?
Once, me and my mates (majority of rugby team) were in P.E. with a trainee P.E. teacher. He told us to run around the field, so we walked. When the proper teacher found out, he gave us wrong and said he was going to punish us severely. He never did. But we basically got him back by disbanding the whole rugby team:DThat was in the 9th year, I'm now in the 11th, and they still haven't got a rugby team.:jestera:
Lee: Long story short - don't get mad, get even
deadmanuk
01-24-2002, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Paul
When the proper teacher found out, he gave us wrong and said he was going to punish us severely.
What do you mean he gave us wrong?:confused:
First Legend
01-24-2002, 08:51 PM
My thoughts exactly. I never had a PE teacher who makes you do loads off stuff etc. But i did have a teacher who, at the end of the day, would wait for the bell to go, then get us to stop. Then talk to us for another 3 minutes. By this time we are about 5 mins l8. Then he would warm us down a bit, a very tiny bit which was not enough and would make all your muscles hurt the next day. (now 8 mins l8). Then we have to carry equipment down to bottom of field & out it away. Then we go in and the changing rooms are locked. He waits another 2ish minutes to come in. (11 mins l8) Then we get changed and leave. About 14 mins l8. And i may have exagerated a little. Maybe about 10mins l8 in total.
~Legend
Originally posted by deadmanuk
What do you mean he gave us wrong?:confused:
Pardon my geordie tounge, it means that he verbally repirmanded us for our actions.
... I got so fed up with my P.E teachers, I didn't do P.E again.
I refused.
Then the P.E teacher left the school, to go to some foreign country, where he was allowed to hit the pupils.
True story.
First Legend
01-24-2002, 09:28 PM
He sounds a touch sadistic...:wtf:
Yes. Yes he was.
And shouty.
And bald.
Hugh Jass
01-24-2002, 11:53 PM
All the P.E. teachers at my old school are ex football gaelic players who keep going on about their past successes.:rolleyes: One of my old P.E. teachers would make us run around the school, and through a housing estate beside the school for a warm up, in wind rain in snow. That really left you knackered.
I used to hate the drills that wear you down, but now I love them. Its a nice polish to my ego for people who think they're fit to drop like flies when I carry on.
Originally posted by Paul
story short - don't get mad, get even I'm not mad, I just don't like doing it.
I had P.E again today, I had to do it, but I didn't mind, we only did the warm up once, practised a few control skills, then had a game. One thing that annoyed me though, was that there is this person in my P.E group who is really serious about football. The teacher made up a rule where everyone in your team had to be over the half way line for a goal to count. If someone wasn't over the line, this person would get all stressed out and say things like "You should have ran faster". Once today, I was the only person not over the line, so of course he started getting all stressed out again. He said "You should have ran faster". Well, if I did run faster the I would have fell over in the sloppy mud and not have made it to the line anyway. I kept on thinking to myself, "It's only a game you stupid prat, why get all stressed out about it?"
BTW, my team lost :D
Oh yes, the hilarity of the over-excitable. We have plenty in my P.E. group. The key is to work them up, for example if they take a shot if there was an option of passing, start shouting at them. Man, it get's them so hot under the collar:D
First Legend
01-25-2002, 07:52 PM
So generally, P.E. teachers are not very nice.
I had a bald American PE teacher, he left, and is now replaced by an Australian teacher with long hair, and legs to match...not that they're covered in long hair...his legs are long, and he has big strides...:wtf:
~Legend
Akira
01-25-2002, 08:02 PM
Well Ive got 2 P.E teachers, The first 1 is very funny and likes 2 be one of the lads.
The other has just come 2 the school and Is very weird, I seen him watching the girls come and go from there changing rooms:wtf:
He's a very odd fello indeed!!
First Legend
01-25-2002, 08:18 PM
*cough* perv *cough* :wtf:
I have a teacher, although not for P.E., who is kinda weird. He stands in front of the class for most of lesson, just having chat with the girls (and boys, sometimes). He does impressions of Marylyn Manson, and mooses (:wtf: ), and he likes to swear quite frequently, and gives you five minute breaks in the middle of the lesson to chat, then tells you to get back on with your work, ten minutes l8r, when you've finished.
We also played a trick on a teacher earlier 2day. In German, the teacher left the room at the start of the lesson, so someone got up, and set his clock ten minutes fast (bet you can see where this is going:upto: ). Come the end of the lesson (or ten minutes b4), he looks at the clock and says we can leave.:jestera: Ten minutes early we got out, and he didn't notice:wtf: . Well, not while we were around. Probably be in trouble next lesson with him...
~Legend
Akira
01-25-2002, 09:42 PM
Ive got a History teacher like that, We annoy him by placing drawing pins and chewing gum on his seat.
He told us that we'd cost hid £45 in cleaning bills, How sweet life is:D
First Legend
01-25-2002, 10:39 PM
You naughty people! Of course, i'm sure you had nothing to do with it Akira:upto:
So, has he ever sat on a drawing pin that's the "ouch" way up?:wtf:
~Legend
One of my friend's little sister was in class once, and a female teacher farted, and blamed it on one of the class as it really stunk. Also, she was fat.
Now there's a mental picture for ya:!
Still, after the bald teacher left, we had an old teaher, and all we did every PE lesson was watch tapes of things like Fawlty Towers! :D thumb
First Legend
01-26-2002, 07:39 PM
I bet you got a lot of physical education watching them vids Loop.
@Paul: Was the teacher fat, or the girl she blamed it on. (what a mean teacher):wtf: LAA
Twas the teacher who tooted her horn, so to speak.:D
Originally posted by Paul
What a strange teacher!
Well, he had to teach the kids who wanted to do PE. So he just let us watch TV. thumb
...And I got exercise watching my Geography teacher...LAA
chappy
01-26-2002, 11:18 PM
Now I'm worried.
Especially as most Geography teachers are male.....:upto:
Well, mine wasn't, OK ©happy?
You have nothing to worry about... :upto:
Lee's Dad
01-29-2002, 05:18 PM
We had our share of asshole teachers at my school, although I don't remember anything specifically. The head once gave me detention for throwing stones at a swarm of bees, which happened to be resting in a nearby bush.......:jestera:
As for our PE teacher, she was about 25, and insisted on wearing this short tennis skirt...... Excuse me a moment.....:p
But just think: Now, she's 50!!:eek:
'Least my Geography teacher is still young... LAA
I don't think there any any nice looking teachers in my school. My m8s say I'm gay, but I say I'm picky.
dj014
01-30-2002, 08:18 PM
if you want any of my teachers fell free LAA
there evil and ugly
we spent our last PE lesson running around the outside of a footbll pitch (for an hour) then spending a 15 miinute detention in the chaning rooms b4 dinner (a few people went out the iwndow though) all beocuse osme people thought it would be a good idea to stick a hockey stick between someones legs infront of them and pull on it
Logan
01-31-2002, 10:02 PM
I don't even do PE anymore and I picked it for a GCSE :wtf: me and my mates just sit around and talk and no one cares :wtf:
I have but two words:
Hawkesford, LAA
stereopreachers
03-30-2002, 02:29 PM
At my school, if you don't do P.E. for a bit, the teachers call your parents. Sometimes, they make us do cross-country, running around the courts 3 times. (3 miles)
Well, I've already chosen my options, and one thing I can say is that I haven't chosen P.E :D
After easter, I think I've got athletics. :(
stereopreachers
03-30-2002, 08:30 PM
After Easter, I've got football and dance.
I hate both of them.
Believe it or not, I don't mind dance (mainly because you don't have to use a lot of energy :D) I nearly hate football. Athletics is going to be just as bad. I can remember what 2 laps around the running track last year was like :(
stereopreachers
03-30-2002, 08:54 PM
i know you don't use a lot of energy, but the teacher call us over alot to tell us whst to do next, and you have to sit down, which makes my knees ache.
We hvae to do dance in the gym, which is by the changing rooms, so you get all of the boys looking in to see what you're doing.
Originally posted by stereopreachers
..............get all of the boys looking in to see what you're doing. I didn't know you were female :confused:. Anyway, at least in dance you get to listen to music :jestera:
Scott
03-31-2002, 12:37 AM
my P.E. teacher is small and bald. :wtf:
stereopreachers
03-31-2002, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by lee
I didn't know you were female :confused:. Anyway, at least in dance you get to listen to music :jestera:
Yes. It's the c**p that my sister and everybody in my tutor group listens to.
The P.E. teachers are horrible sometimes, because we had football on Monday, and I'd hurt my knee, but i had to do P.E. on Tuesday, the f*****g P.E. teacher made me do it.
I've always hated P.E. but I hate even more, because one time, there was thunder and lightnung and everybody ran in and we all got s**t from the P.E. teachers, 'till someone explained about the thunder and lightning.
And the teachers didn't realize it was thunder and lightning? :confused: :jestera:
stereopreachers
04-02-2002, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by lee
And the teachers didn't realize it was thunder and lightning? :confused: :jestera:
No. As I said the P.E. teachers only noticed when everyone started shouting, and running in.
The worst thing about P.E. is I've it last lesson Monday and 2nd on Tuesday.
So they can give detentions, and keep you behind.
If you forget your kit you get put on 'bases'
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