XBD
02-02-2002, 11:01 PM
As srequested in the rules, I have a very good reason for being angry. At a satsuma. Read on and share in my wrath.
I was feeling peckish, so I decided to partake of some beverages and fruit (being the healthy person I am, I decided against a mars bar). So, after drinking my cup of orange juice, I picked up a satsuma to devour.
Then things took a nasty turn.
Having recently cut my nails, I was greeting with extreme difficulty in removing the outer skin of the fruit. :mad:
I spent several minutes trying before I realised I was doing nuthin more than making the satsuma squishy.
Into the kitchen I ran, and picked up a knife, I tried to cut the skin off, and suceeded, but.........
THE DAMN JUICE SQUIRTED IN MY EYE AND ONTO MY HAND. :mad:
The juice made my eye sting, and while fumbling around, I cut myself with the blade of the knife. Albeit a very very small cut. It didnt even bleed, but it hurt. A bit.
I threw the mentioned satsuma into the bin, and instead began the much easier task of eating an apple.
Thank you for listening to my little contribution to the anger management section.
The most tragic part of this story is that it is true.
I was feeling peckish, so I decided to partake of some beverages and fruit (being the healthy person I am, I decided against a mars bar). So, after drinking my cup of orange juice, I picked up a satsuma to devour.
Then things took a nasty turn.
Having recently cut my nails, I was greeting with extreme difficulty in removing the outer skin of the fruit. :mad:
I spent several minutes trying before I realised I was doing nuthin more than making the satsuma squishy.
Into the kitchen I ran, and picked up a knife, I tried to cut the skin off, and suceeded, but.........
THE DAMN JUICE SQUIRTED IN MY EYE AND ONTO MY HAND. :mad:
The juice made my eye sting, and while fumbling around, I cut myself with the blade of the knife. Albeit a very very small cut. It didnt even bleed, but it hurt. A bit.
I threw the mentioned satsuma into the bin, and instead began the much easier task of eating an apple.
Thank you for listening to my little contribution to the anger management section.
The most tragic part of this story is that it is true.