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XBD
02-02-2002, 11:01 PM
As srequested in the rules, I have a very good reason for being angry. At a satsuma. Read on and share in my wrath.

I was feeling peckish, so I decided to partake of some beverages and fruit (being the healthy person I am, I decided against a mars bar). So, after drinking my cup of orange juice, I picked up a satsuma to devour.

Then things took a nasty turn.

Having recently cut my nails, I was greeting with extreme difficulty in removing the outer skin of the fruit. :mad:
I spent several minutes trying before I realised I was doing nuthin more than making the satsuma squishy.

Into the kitchen I ran, and picked up a knife, I tried to cut the skin off, and suceeded, but.........

THE DAMN JUICE SQUIRTED IN MY EYE AND ONTO MY HAND. :mad:

The juice made my eye sting, and while fumbling around, I cut myself with the blade of the knife. Albeit a very very small cut. It didnt even bleed, but it hurt. A bit.

I threw the mentioned satsuma into the bin, and instead began the much easier task of eating an apple.


Thank you for listening to my little contribution to the anger management section.

The most tragic part of this story is that it is true.

ace1
02-03-2002, 12:53 AM
:wtf: W I M P !!!!!!!!:jestera: LAA LAA :p

chappy
02-03-2002, 01:01 AM
I loathe peeling oranges.
I just get my mum or brother to do it now :D

nic6965
02-03-2002, 01:04 AM
I don't mind peeling oranges, so long as I can start them off okay. It's when I have to resort to using my teeth to pierce it in the first place that I hate - it leaves a really horrible taste in the mouth :mad:

XBD
02-03-2002, 01:08 AM
My kid sister has informed me that by squirting the juice of a satsuma segment into somebody's hair, it will make them smell of urine :wtf:

I can neither confirm nor deny these claims.

Scott
02-03-2002, 08:57 AM
picking a satsuma over a mars bar.........ARE YOU MAD!!??!! :upto:

chappy
02-03-2002, 01:38 PM
Satsumas are healthy...:)
BUT!!!
A mars a day helps you work rest and play...:D

XBD
02-03-2002, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Blade
.........ARE YOU MAD!!??!! :upto:

Yes. :D

speed demon
02-03-2002, 03:10 PM
Personally I would have taken both :D I agree that having juice squirted in your eye sucks, it's happened to me a few times but it never ended in me cutting myself.

Paul
02-03-2002, 07:32 PM
Try and get some of the juice squirted onto your chin just after you have shaved. It stings like hell.

Scott
02-04-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by XBD


Yes. :D

I thought as much. :rolleyes:

speed demon
02-04-2002, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Paul
Try and get some of the juice squirted onto your chin just after you have shaved. It stings like hell.

Only if your not very good at shaving and you cut yourself. :D Get citric acid in any cut and it will sting.