2 Year Champ, DEFEATED

[junk oo]

I junk oo, have ended the torment of Chappers.
Citizens, rest your eyes upon a new king, whom shall lead you to eternal glory!

(I got the high score in asteroids).

[Phatbowser]

I will have to take that away from you real soon.

[Loop]

Sin of Envy, Phatty. Quick, the eye mace!

[Phatbowser]

That takes it too far. Keep that elsewhere.

[Chappers]

OOOOOOO, I have been waiting for some one to eventually beat me.

58k ant much more than what I got..... Ive had 100k before.

When i get back from work your going down!!!! ;)

[Blondi]

Congrats Junk, and since Ive know him longer, go Chappers, go Chappers.....:D

[Chappers]

Anyone know how to get rid of the annoying sound affects?

[Loop]

Turn your speakers off?

[Talmon]

What a novel suggestion.

buahaha.

[Gazza54b]

Now why didn't we think of that :head:

[Chappers]

pfft, I think the two year break of asteroids has screwed me over, I no longer find the game enjoyable to the point where I can sit and play the game.

Fairplay junk oo, you picked the best time to take my crown.

[Phatbowser]

You can't beat him/her is all.

[junk oo]

Mwuah hah, none can beat I.
I truely am the Que- King! KING of Asteroids!

[Chappers]

Hmm, seems like just did. ;)

I swear booze and asteriods go very well together!

Good luck beating me :)

[Popcynical]

Jebus Christ! Good luck beating that.

[junk oo]

Hmm, seems like just did. ;)

I swear booze and asteriods go very well together!

Good luck beating me :)
Certainly a respectable score, but nothing that is out of my reach...=D
I have some work to do at the moment, but i'll be back later to finish the job!

edit: 11112 secs?! Cheesus...what were you doing, waiting for small UFO's at the end of each round?

[Chappers]

lol, I had to pause it, there was a family gathering going on, so we had a big dinner.

One of the perks to coming back to the parents free food.

[junk oo]

Ah, the wonders of family gatherings. =D

Anyways, here goes my attempt. Not sure I'll break it tonight as I'm so bloody tired, but it's worth a try.
Back soon!

edit: I got around the 110000 mark and died, but the forum had logged me out so it wasn't saved. =(

Back tomorrow =D

[Chappers]

I truely hope you beat me, ive been waiting for some competition on that game for about 4 years now :)

[junk oo]

Argh..this is really annoying. Every time it goes game over it's not registering my score. =(

Still not beat you yet though. =D

EDIT: The deed is done.

One of the things that annoys me most about asteroids is the re-spawn system. I could have easily carried that game on much longer, but lost four lives in a row because it spawned me in front a roid / mini ufo. =|

This is fun. I can see us both getting higher and higher scores until we break the world record or something.
(40 mil...not likely :lol:)

[Chappers]

lol, we can but try.

I know what you mean when it comes to the spawning, countless times i have died in one round from constant spawns next to rocks and crap.

My turn again it seems.

[SpeedFreak]

Good luck, Chappers. Getting over 170 000 in that game is pretty hard. :)

[Phatbowser]

You guys can have at that one.
But, I am the new Simon Says champ with a high score of 52. The old score was 36.

[Flea]

^ Cheat! ;)

[Phatbowser]

You wish. :lol:

[SpeedFreak]

YOu seriously memorized 52 notes? My ass.

[Phatbowser]

You can bet your ass I did. It is the only game I can deal with.

[Talmon]

Yeah with a pen and paper

[Phatbowser]

Pfft. You can't remember a few sets of flashing lights?

[Talmon]

No one believes you

[Sapphireruby]

^I am with you there. He most definitely wrote down the colors as he went along. Unless we can feel free to call the Phatman the Rainman..thus making him an idiot servant.....

[Talmon]

Hold the savant.

[Sapphireruby]

...actually ..on this site...I meant servant.(dumb play on words of sorts).. An idiotic response is sporadically served up for the enjoyment and amusement of the masses it appears...
Go ahead T...break the record by one....you know how it is done..;)

[Talmon]

I am actually pretty bomb at simon. Good muscle memory. The clicking doesn't work for me I liked the old school slapping the buttons.

Maybe I will just to piss him off

[Sapphireruby]

Ahhh...the hand held Simon. I broke my Simon on a plane because I was too...shall we say, aggressive with it. I miss that as well. The click does not give you that same outlet.

[Phatbowser]

I owned a Simon many years ago and had lots of time to practice with it. There was only so many different sets of flashing lights for the memory to choose from. I am sure I played them all.
As for this one in the arcade, I didn't cheat, some of the sets of lights were red red red red, blue blue, red, blue blue etc.

[Talmon]

Obviously you don't know how a random number generator works, but thats not a surprise.

Untruth does not become a fool.

Leave deception to the sharp witted.

[Sapphireruby]

Let him have his "trophy"......Even with cheating, that required a lot of effort.

I did a legit 27 and I thougth my head would burst.

[Phatbowser]

Something how even a close friend believes I cheated.

And Talmon, even a random generator has only so many patterns.

[Sapphireruby]

50 + is mind blowing Phatty....Again..an Idiot Savant peraps.....but damn..those #'s don't seem right. Sorry to doubt you there...

[Talmon]

Something how even a close friend believes I cheated.

And Talmon, even a random generator has only so many patterns.
:wtf:

Creepy that you consider her a close friend.


Sad that your lying retarded ass actually doesnt know how a random number generator works.

[Loop]

And Talmon, even a random generator has only so many patterns.

Well, like it or not he's right, a random number generator CAN only generate a limited number of sequences.

... of course this limited number is infinity, but who are we to get bogged down by logical thought?

[Talmon]

Yes, infinity.

That seems like an aweful large number of differant combinations to "memorize' to me.

PS - isn't infinity by it's very nature... limitless?

[Loop]

Depends. There are different 'grades' of infinity.

[Scarface]

And Talmon, even a random generator has only so many patterns.


Stupid Phat Facts#2678
"Even a random generator has only so many patterns."

[Sapphireruby]

No offense Phatty..But I think he plain old wrote down the color or abbreviations and kept going to reach an "impressive " number. Just a thought. I do not believe technology or aptitude had a thing to do with any of the trophy win.

[Talmon]

You say it so confidently it is almost like you thought of it yourself, columbo.

Wait one more thing.

[Sapphireruby]

I can not stay logged into the arcade long enough to carry that one off. Though it is amazing what you can find out about people on the net...amazing resources and the dirt..Good Lord.

[Phatbowser]

It just tells me who is not my friends after all. Only person I felt I could ever trust was and is Blondi. Looks like I am going to stick by that.

[Talmon]

The three of you get so caught up in defending eachothers rediculous assertions, that you never pause to see how trasnparent you lot actually are.

Carol's age.
Caren's IQ.
Phatbowser's "Pettern Memorization".

Give it a rest!

[Loop]

It just tells me who is not my friends after all. Only person I felt I could ever trust was and is Blondi. Looks like I am going to stick by that.
I'm sure Alex is heartbroken.

[Sapphireruby]

It just tells me who is not my friends after all. Only person I felt I could ever trust was and is Blondi. Looks like I am going to stick by that.


Now Phatty..do not be so sensitive.;)

[Alexandros]

I'm sure Alex is heartbroken.

I shall never love again. :(

[Phatbowser]

You just did this morning. Nice breakfast you made btw.

[Loop]

http://www.aoaforums.com/forum/attachments/mookydookys-just-for-laughs/16788-sandwiches-facepalm.jpg

[Sapphireruby]

Picture ='s 1,000 words.........^

[Phatbowser]

Ahhh classic quarrels. Keeps me going.

[Scarface]

I'm sure Alex is heartbroken.

haha.

She's heartbroken and he's brainbroken, what a fine pair they make.

[Phatbowser]

You and Loop by far make the best couple I have seen in a long time.

[Talmon]

That gay fixation of yours, isn't strange at all(!)

[Phatbowser]

I always thought people enjoyed poking fun at that subject. I guess those television ads really have you guys used to such things.

[Popcynical]

You heathens and yer color television and yer homosecheral advertisements.. Yer all goin' to hell! The end is nigh sinners! The end is nigh!

[Loop]

I always thought people enjoyed poking fun at that subject. I guess those television ads really have you guys used to such things.
I came to sounter this statement, but it's so crap it doesn't need it. Phatty, your standards are slipping and for the past few weeks your posts just haven't been worth replying to. Buck up your ideas or I'll get you deported back to Mexico.

[Phatbowser]

@Pop

Burn sucker burn!

[Talmon]

Stop talking at people.

[Phatbowser]

Stop talking about people.