Multiplayer!

[Talmon]

I have the new radiohead album ripped onto my xbox360.

I mellow myself out.

Relax the old mind, and let my fingers become an experssion of my repressed rage.

In the form of rifle butts to enemy combatants - hails of bullets ripping up the spine of someone running away - improbable sticks from across the board.
Hammers wacking multiple combatants.
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Playing my favourite scene from hamlet (grave diggers not pictured)
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I LOVE THIS GAME!

[Loop]

Playing my favourite scene from hamlet (grave diggers not pictured)

Why are "they" not pictured? Do you wish "them" to humiliate you with a Benny Hill-esque mix of your constant defeats at the hands of gravity?

[Talmon]

You know you can simply walk around right?
I was able to get back up.

So yeah it would probobly be pretty funny especially if you provide the benny hill music cleverly edited into the clip.

With a note that you told me the best way to go was jumping.

WHEN I COULD HAVE WALKED DOWN!

[Loop]

I never found a way up or down other than jumping... Having said that, I never really looked.

[Talmon]

I just achieved the rank of Captain.

You might need to start saluting me.