Alex's Masterpieces

[Alexandros]

Ok, allow me to start.

How fitting then, that I should choose the very first deviation I created to share with all the lucky members of GG.

I present to you: Snails with Icicles in Nose!

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The bold green lines of the snails' shells are accented with aquamarine icicles representing the stark beauty of the winter season. Magenta and sienna droplets of unknown origin also scatter across the scene.

[Scarface]

I've vomited up more attractive things than that.

[Alexandros]

Yeah I remember when your neck threw up.

[rebelbwa16]

Scar with your conceited godliness personality I don't doubt you truly believe that and besides I've seen much worse sell for a very pretty penny.

[Alexandros]

^ Ah, I have a new fan!

Ok, it's time for another one. Let's see, let's see...

Frankenfood: The Broccochicken

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The broccochicken (one part broccoli and three parts chicken) is a marvel of modern science. It packs two food groups into the same organism!

Of course, the broccochicken is 100% organic but those of you who aren't willing to pay 5 times the price for it might opt for the more economic alternate version: the broccochickicide (one part broccoli, two parts chicken and one part pesticides).

[rebelbwa16]

But pesticides are what make it taste good.

[Talmon]

Just aweful really.:)

[liger 0]

i must say alex, that broccochicken is exquisite :D

[Scarface]

Remember to cook it all the way through.

[ORANGECRUSH]

Alex is the Warchol of the new millenium.....

[Alexandros]

Ok ok, due to the recent positive feedback I will grace you all with Part 2 of this series.


Frankenfood: The Potatomatoe (It's like its own ketchup!)

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Ever wanted to ingest vitamin C and dietary fibres at the same time? Now science has made it possible! And thus I introduce the potatomatoe!

[Scarface]

Tomacco was better.

[Alexandros]

But not half as fun to say!

[Talmon]

Grow me something that gets me ****ed up and tases like huckleberry

[ORANGECRUSH]

Ok ok, due to the recent positive feedback I will grace you all with Part 2 of this series.


Frankenfood: The Potatomatoe (It's like its own ketchup!)

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Ever wanted to ingest vitamin C and dietary fibres at the same time? Now science has made it possible! And thus I introduce the potatomatoe!

You could pitch this idea to the fast food conlglomerates out threre. Elimates the use of those messy ketchup packets AND it is healthy. (Patent this bad boy quickly!)

[Scarface]

But does it grow on a vine or in the ground?

[Alexandros]

Neither, in a test tube. :)

[Catbert]

Tell me does the tomatoe part get around the problem of salmonella? Because if it doesnt then there could be the perfect storm of that and....... the potato virus.

[Scarface]

And you don't want to catch the potato flu.

[Catbert]

Twould be the end of you.
^was not a typo.

[Alexandros]

All of my genetically modified foodstuffs are 100% salmonella-free.

[Scarface]

All of my genetically modified foodstuffs are 100% salmonella-free.

So you don't charge for the Salmonella?

How generous ...

[Alexandros]

Ok you have all been deprived of my art long enough.

I present to you:

Behind the Shower Curtain

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Behind the shower curtain, there is a bathtub.

And in the bathtub, there is a drain.

And in the drain, there is a wire net.

And in the wire net, there is a whole lot of hair.


What else were you expecting? *scratches head*

[Scarface]

I can honestly say, its no more rubbish than anything else you've done.

[Alexandros]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to present you with....

Three Strokes of Genius

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I drew this piece without knowing what would come out of it.

In fact I contemplated for long moments whether it more closely resembles pink fireworks, a bouquet of African violets, or two squinty eyes with a nose centerpiece.

But after all, my art is interpreted differently by all my admirers in the end, and so I have entitled it "Three Strokes of Genius."

[Popcynical]

You should consider making these prints :thumb:

[Scarface]

Yes so people could ritually burn them.

[Alexandros]

Saturn, Or A Cinnamon Bun

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Drawn randomly in 4 seconds or less, during a conversation with mcboyde and M-PlayC3ll.

Is it Saturn? Is it a cinnamon bun?

Wandering planet or sweet dessert?

Neither, 'tis my boss' house after I ran an ice cream truck into it.

[Scarface]

actually its a sguiggle with a line through it.

[Alexandros]

I now present my set of three pieces on the exciting lives of micro-organisms:

Single-Celled Lamentations

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Can a paramecium not digest its food in peace? Must it be poked and prodded at as its food vacuoles move through its cytoplasm? Is there anything so degrading as having one's cilia exposed to the blinding light of the microscope? I ask you, where have the rights of the paramecium gone?



The Life and Times of E. coli

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At 2:34 pm one sunny August afternoon in the year 2006, E. coli was born. Amazed by the world in which it suddenly found itself, it waved its flagellae about itself in excitement. It then engaged itself in adventures such as metabolizing lactose, expressing foreign DNA, and even pondering the mysteries of the universe. It gave thanks to the powers that be for its resistance to ampicilin. At 2:52 pm, it was time to divide.



Ah, Me? Bah.

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It puts its pseudopodia in,
It puts its pseudopodia out,
It puts its pseudopodia in and it phagocytosizes all about,
And that was the end of one E. coli.

:thumb:

[Alexandros]

Ok you can not possibly dislike this classic:

Paint a la Wall
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The deep symbolism behind abstract art is only understood by a few.

After all, just about anyone can throw paint at the wall and call it art.

But I ask you, how many are capable of mimicking a riot of colour dribbling and oozing down an otherwise drab grey wall using only a mouse's cursor and a palette of 16 colours including two shades of black of which neither was even used?

Aye, only Carrot-Nose.