View Full Version : The Supreme Evil does NOT wear squeaky shoes!!!
:mad:
My new, expensive CAT trainers (£6) are SQUEAKING!:mad:
How am I supposed to be E vil with squeaky shoes?!:wtf:
I reckon water has seeped into them!
Anyone know how I can fix this without buying new trainers? Maybe shoving them in front of the fire for a while?:head:
Edit: "Who banned the word E vil?":mad::****:
:wtf: Try actually buying a proper pair of CAT's, cos at £6 they are so obviously FAKE!! :jestera:
Oh, squeeky shoed one!! LAA
No no, they're 100% genuine! They were just Old Stock.
Anyway, I think some water got into them. Any tricks to remove the blasted substance?
(I never had this trouble in Hell...)
:upto: Go to Hell !!.....................No, seriously! Go back there, the heat will dry up the water! ;) :thumb:
Alternatively you could try sucking it out..................after all I hear you're quite good at sucking!! (up!):jestera:
If only 'twere that easy. The gate closed for a year.
Originally posted by ace1
Alternatively you could try sucking it out..................after all I hear you're quite good at sucking!! (up!):jestera:
:wtf:
What're you talking about?
speed demon
02-28-2002, 05:23 PM
At year 9 camp at my school I tried putting my shoes near the fire to dry them and they got a little singed black. :D luckily they were quite old shoes.
Revolver-Ocelot
02-28-2002, 06:12 PM
I thing he means sucking the water out of your shoes...:wtf:
and he seems to think your good at Sucking... up...:jestera:
Hugh Jass
03-04-2002, 01:24 AM
http://www.nuclearblast.de/events/immortal.htm
http://www.nuclearblast.de/images/desktop/immortal-desktop17.jpg
Is that(^^) how supreme eeevil dresses?:jestera:
:wtf:
No. No it's not.
Nice font though. But those people are merely fools.
I dress more casually, as to blend in with the crowd. it enables me to not only enter unnoticed, but also to exit unnoticed too...:upto:
:upto: Actually, although Loop doesn't wear squeeky shoes, he did tell me last nite (via SMS) that he does wear frilly knickers instead!! LAA :jestera:
At what point did I say that?:wtf:
After about 2 messages, we swithed to MSN... ;)
..............and at which point you went on to mention your pink, frilly knickers!! :upto: LAA :jestera:
Hugh Jass
03-04-2002, 04:08 AM
But what about formal occosians, Loop? You know, dinner at Lord Gorlacks, you want something for the war games on his Private Estate afterwards.
speed demon
03-04-2002, 06:49 PM
Ooh, this is interesting, :wtf: a topic about what clothes loop wears.
Formal Occasions? A simple black suit is fine by me.
Just excuse the Scythe. :upto:
And the obligatory 2-ft hight Tophat, of course.
If it's very important, I'll even wear the Robe. It's always guaranteed a big entrance.
Pure Black, obviously.
Logan
03-05-2002, 01:16 AM
:jestera: :jestera: :jestera:
Loop had trainers on that cost £6!!!!
:jestera: :jestera: :jestera:
Yes.
My usual ones cost about £10-£15, but since these are genuine Cat trainers, I thought I'd shell out the £6.
What's your point?
Why pay over £50 on some plastic crap which costs less than 10p to make, and looks not only like it was made by the same people as Logie's shorts, but also don't last more than a year?
I can buy simple Black trainers, made of the purest Dead Cow, for £15 which last for up to three years.
Logan
03-05-2002, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Loop
Yes.
My usual ones cost about £10-£15, but since these are genuine Cat trainers, I thought I'd shell out the £6
:jestera: :jestera: :jestera:
Muha! I have not laughed so hard for a long time! :D
The fact is Loop, I get trainers that cost 50 or 60 just to show everyone the fact that the jones' has more money than them :logan:
Hugh Jass
03-05-2002, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Loop
Why pay over £50 on some plastic crap which costs less than 10p to make, and looks not only like it was made by the same people as Logie's shorts,
:jestera: :jestera: :jestera:
Is it not true?:wtf:
I've seen some which looked fine, bar the great massive dutty gash down the front, which looks like it's been stiched up by a blind drunkard from (Insert Logan's hometown here)!
And people BOUGHT 'em!
:upto: The difference is, Loop, that trainers at £50 DO NOT SQUEEK!!..........Unlike your £6 ones!! :jestera:
They do squeak if yu get water in them, which is what happened to mine.
And Logan, most people look at my face, not my feet. If you have to impress people with your shoes, there's something wrong up above.
And I'm not talking Mental problems. You're not good enough to have any.:wtf:
BTW Who the Hell are the Jones'? And who cares if they have less sense, I mean... more money, than their neighbours'?
Is it any wonder the world is so damn materialistic?
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Originally posted by ace1
The difference is, Loop, that trainers at £50 DO NOT SQUEEK!Unlike your £6 ones!!
I looked them up in the catalogue, and they're over £40 in there. Personally, I consider buying £40 trainers for only £6 a bargain.:wtf:
Originally posted by Loop
I looked them up in the catalogue, and they're over £40 in there. Personally, I consider buying £40 trainers for only £6 a bargain.:wtf:
:wtf: :upto: That would be so if yours were the genuine article, however at £6 they must be FAKE!!
No-one in their right mind would sell a genuine pair of 'Cat's' worth over £40 for only £6 :jestera:
Revolver-Ocelot
03-05-2002, 09:32 AM
Shakes head and agrees with Ace1 .... :p :jestera:
Originally posted by ace1
:wtf: :upto: That would be so if yours were the genuine article, however at £6 they must be FAKE!!
No-one in their right mind would sell a genuine pair of 'Cat's' worth over £40 for only £6 :jestera:
They are REAL!!!:wtf:
Real, real, real!!!
I wouldn't buy akes. I'd just get a pair of those black things like I said above...
Revolver-Ocelot
03-05-2002, 04:36 PM
O,k o.k there real...:rolleyes:
No, really. They Are.
Just 'cos they cost £6 you think they're fake?!
Would it help if I said they were sizzling when I got them?
Revolver-Ocelot
03-05-2002, 11:46 PM
Yes we believe you....:eek:
CHILL...:wtf:
:wtf: :jestera: Ok, Loop, see those 3 'z' marks up the side of your shoes? That's NOT a designer logo, that's the tyre marks from the lorry that your shoes fell off the back of!!!!! LAA :jestera:
Btw: Squeek! Squeek!! :jestera: :jestera:
No, the logo is on the tongue, the side, and an odd bit of rubbery-plastic around the back...:wtf:
Now, how can I stop them squeaking?
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 03:23 PM
You can't your shoe will squeak forever...:upto:
unless you stop wearing them of course...:p
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 04:33 PM
Take them back and get a £6 refund, and buy a decent pair for a little more money.LAA
Lee's Dad
03-06-2002, 04:42 PM
Hang on, we're missing something here.........
Isn't it the more expensive footware that squeaks?
And how unnerving would it be to be followed in the dead of night by a tall wierdo with a scythe, the only sound being the ominous squeak, squeak of his shoes as he gains on you, despite your frightened attempts to outpace him? :eek:
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 04:44 PM
He bought his shoes for 6 earth pounds, they are cheap, and maybe tackey, but they still squeak, and the expensive one's squeak, well, we may as well wear welly boots to stop water getting in.
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 04:48 PM
The ultimate E-V-I-L wearing red wellys now that's funny...:jestera:
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 04:50 PM
Heh, I agree, maybe a fishermans raincoat, and one of those hats they wear... lol.
in the words of Loop
*CLUNK*
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 05:06 PM
Wait until he see's how he's poor topic's gone down the drain...:jestera:
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 05:08 PM
Make that 26 posts to go now.
Heh, it was already half-way down the drain when it started:jestera:
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 05:09 PM
Yeah, good point....!!
How did you get water in your shoe anyhow Loop? :rolleyes:
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Lee's Dad
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And how unnerving would it be to be followed in the dead of night by a tall wierdo with a scythe, the only sound being the ominous squeak, squeak of his shoes as he gains on you, despite your frightened attempts to outpace him? :eek: [/B]
Probally as Lee's Dadsaid he was stalking someone and got water in them.
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 05:15 PM
Now that's scary maybe he was stalking someone... and he fell down a manhole ...:jestera:
because someone left the cover off...:upto:
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 05:19 PM
Doh!
Dadsaid
People are gonna ask if I am related to DJ again, if he fell down a man hole, the cover should have been cemented down and a hoard of blood thirsty zombies released and set on him.
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 05:33 PM
Now that's just harsh..!! I must have posted around 75 posts today...:eek:
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 05:36 PM
I know, I am board, i was thinken of that capcom game, I posted somethin about man eating sharks, and thought of resi ****, I have posted about 80 posts since this morning, mind you, the zombies are **** and would obay loop, who would set them on me:cry:
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 05:38 PM
Hah, Phoenix has takin the word **** away, I can't even say Resident ****, Oohh, look at the pretty stars ****, ****, ****.
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 05:46 PM
Yep he has that's because Loop kept calling himself E-V-I-L and Phoenix was bored with it...:(
and we still going strong
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 05:48 PM
Still going, but I gotta go in a minute, Isn't phoenix new, and allready he's bored with it, ah point taken, E-V-I-L still works:jestera:
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 05:49 PM
Phoenix= Nemesis01 :D
Losvaize
03-06-2002, 05:53 PM
I thought that Nem left, and phoenix took over, Loop said somewhere to Phoenix your not that new, anywey, happy spamming, I gotta go, back on Monday.
Revolver-Ocelot
03-06-2002, 05:58 PM
He was joking he just changed his name!!
See ya monday then...:wave:
Originally posted by Lee's Dad
Hang on, we're missing something here.........
Isn't it the more expensive footware that squeaks?
And how unnerving would it be to be followed in the dead of night by a tall wierdo with a scythe, the only sound being the ominous squeak, squeak of his shoes as he gains on you, despite your frightened attempts to outpace him? :eek:
1) They SHOULD be expensive. As I said, they were rolling towards me from the back of a van at the time.
Plus, I got water in them, I think.
2) I'd rather surprise them.:upto:
Actually, I've found a temporary solution!
I just don't walk on my heels. I have to tread with my toes. Not that difficult, but your legs start to ache afer a while.
Hugh Jass
03-07-2002, 03:14 AM
Maybe they were old stock at Oxfam and the person they once belong to, is now actualy in hell chilling with supreme evil?
Originally posted by Loop
I just don't walk on my heels. I have to tread with my toes. Not that difficult, but your legs start to ache afer a while.
:wtf: :upto: I would of thought you'd be used to that after all these years wearing high heels when you go out every Saturday night!! Tart! LAA :jestera: :flipa: up yours
Losvaize
03-07-2002, 02:39 PM
:jestera: :jestera:
Revolver-Ocelot
03-07-2002, 02:57 PM
Snigger Snigger :jestera:
Losvaize
03-07-2002, 02:59 PM
I just think you need to know Ace 1, I wear high heels, does that make me a tart, eh..:wtf:
Revolver-Ocelot
03-07-2002, 03:02 PM
You in for it now Ace1....:jestera:
:wave:
Me, high heels? Hell no!
Still, Dane... LAA
:upto:
Originally posted by Dane
I just think you need to know Ace 1, I wear high heels, does that make me a tart, eh..:wtf:
:wtf: :upto: I dunno? Are they white? And are you from Essex?
Y'know what they say about Essex girls!! LAA Besides,you're obviously female & that's allowed, whereas Loop's male!............:head:....................:wtf: No! Wait a minute that could be wrong!! :jestera:
I am very much a Male!
And I very much hope Dane is Female...LAA:upto:
:D
Revolver-Ocelot
03-08-2002, 12:56 AM
:wtf: interesting discussion your having here...:upto:
:upto: Why's that then Loop? You gonna ask her for a shot of some of her high heels & skirts for going out? :eek: LAA
:wtf: Or do ya fancy her?? :jestera: :jestera:
Revolver-Ocelot
03-08-2002, 01:00 AM
:wtf: :jestera:
Originally posted by ace1
:upto: Why's that then Loop? You gonna ask her for a shot of some of her high heels & skirts for going out?
Or do ya fancy her??
How can I, I've not even seen the poor lass!:(:upto: (No offence meant, Dane. REALLY!)
Cans't I not comment lest ye fools conjure up some notion pertaining to my private life?!:wtf:
:wtf: What private life? You always post everything you get up to on here!! We know everything there is to know about you!! LAA
:upto:
Btw: You've STILL got squeeky shoes! :jestera: And they still only cost £6-!! :jestera: :jestera:
I-NemesiS01
03-08-2002, 01:49 AM
Ace,must your posts take up that much space?:rolleyes: :mad:
Anyway,I see no anger here except mine.:rolleyes:
Anger STILL resides within me!:evil::mad:
I must deduce the problem 'lest I throw them in the river, and BURN them!!!
My legs ache from the strenuous task of walking unusually, and it's almost not working.
My problem must be rectified!:evil:
Scott
07-11-2002, 04:51 AM
You still have these shoes Loop? :jestera:
Toxic Sunset
07-11-2002, 05:43 AM
Stuff 'em full of newspaper and put them near a fire or any other heat source, that's how my mom used to de-squeak my shoes. :thumb:
Wildfire
07-11-2002, 06:42 AM
ok thats enough now :wave:
Aye, who resurrected this?
Blade, you're gonna get it now.:wtf:
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