That's the good stuff.

[Paul]

I went to the docs about my back yesterday - after over 9 weeks ago I had a spectacularly painful crash. He gave me torpedos for tablets, of which I have to take 3 a day for a month and I had to get some of that deep heat muscle spray. The deep heat really burns, especially when you put too much on. That reminds me, I have to take one of those tablets now.

:rolleyes:
:p
:eek:
:stupid:

[AllWrighty]

Great stuff .... have a couple of beers after taking them :D you'll be clapping all night :upto:

How did your back get damaged ? skating perhaps ;)

[Paul]

Perhaps? Don't you mean certainty?

[I-NemesiS01]

For a person who play's regular paul you sure fall on your arse a lot.:D

[AllWrighty]

umm... still cant keep on your feet then :D

[Paul]

I can stay on my feet, it's just now I crash into everyone. Take yesterday for example. I had my eye on this girl, and I was looking at her when I was skating passed. I was looking that hard I crashed into her fat mate. I stayed on my feet, but she went, as we say up north, doon like a sack o' teteys.

[Majin Vegeta]

I know u was shame:o :D

[Paul]

Na, we laughed it off. Stupid fat bitch shouldn't have got in my way.

[AllWrighty]

Iv'e got a feeling here that it could have been a deliberate block paul, probally fancies the socks off you :D you may have an attraction to fat birds :D

[Loop]

LOL!!! :D

Get in there, Paul! ;)

I got a joke image 4 ya. If I can find it, I'll post it.

Dedicated to ya! :D

Here's one. Not the one I remember, but it's OK. (BTW it's a fat joke, so remember I warned ya!)

http://www.twistedhumor.com/pi/2001/apr/images/sexualencounters(TwistedHumor.com).jpg

[Scott]

Nice one Loop, that made my day!

[Loop]

Bloody hell, did I really used to type like that? :wtf: